pythosart:

A little HIGH CHAOS never hurt anyone

What was intended to just be a sketch for #MeanieMonday fun on twitter turned into a whole thing, partly as an excuse to try a new painting process and partly because I wanted to paint bloodfly nests.

Anyway, Empress Emily Kaldwin the Vengeful, because I don’t think I’ll ever be over these games. High chaos Emily, Low chaos Corvo forever or get off my lawn

Process gif available on Patreon!

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If you’re ever bored, here’s a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

zjoy:

allydsgn:

sexualcrack:

Castle In The Sky (1986)
Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)
Only Yesterday (1991)
Porco Rosso (1992)
Pom Poko (1994)
Whisper of the Heart (1995)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999)
Spirited Away (2001)
The Cat Returns (2002)
Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)
Tales from Earthsea (2006)
Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008)
The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010)
From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013)
The Wind Rises (2013)

marley-gang:

sinfullyselected:

tha–snazzle:

road-twitch:

sparkle-fart-69:

winterinthetardis:

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

JOB VOCABULARY in swedish

svensklangblr:

suggested by @fadimostafa

(ett) jobb – job

(ett) arbete – work

att jobba – to work

att arbeta – to work

(en) intervju – interview

(ett) CV – resume

(ett) personligt brev – personal letter (usually attatched to the resume when applying for jobs, basically a letter where you write things you’ve done and congratulate yourself on being perfect)

(ett) gott intryck – a good impression

(ett) dåligt intryck – a bad impression

att ansöka – to apply

att få ett jobb – to get a job

att lämna in – to submit

(en) ansökan – an application

(ett) företag – business

(en) chef – boss

jag lämnade in mitt CV till ett företag igår – i submitted my resume to a business yesterday

jag fick inte jobbet – i didn’t get the job

jag fick mitt drömjobb – i got my dreamjob

hur går det att söka job? – how are the jobapplications going?

det går bra, jag har varit på intervju – it’s going well, i’ve been to an interview

hur gick intervjun? – how did the interview go?

den gick bra, jag gjorde nog ett gott intryck – it went well, i probably made a good impression

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

a-windsor:

mellivorinae:

a-windsor:

mellivorinae:

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU.

Also:

Dear ______:

Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future].

Sincerely,
@mellivorinae

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