Swedish Pod Notes {absolute beginner}

polysprakiga:

*ett butiksbiträde- a store clerk
*bokaffär- book store
*ursäkta mig- excuse me
*skulle vilja- would like
*titta på- take a look at
*vilken vill du ha?- which would you like
*den om- the one about
*ett ögonblick- one moment
*den här?- this one?
*den är det- that is the one
*den där- that
*den här- this
*varsågod- here you go

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

sonoanthony:

honeybruh:

I’m both

Wholesome

marisaauntmay:

Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way Potter, you were named after the most goth vampire witch at hogwarts instead of some fucking prep

gif87a-com:

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

everything i say??? cringe.

everything i think??? cringe.

everything i post????? cringe.

every time i breathe????? cringe.

everytime we touch??????

i get this feeling and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly cant u hear my heart beat fast i want this to last

pikeahlia:

“grog, you wanna pick up pickle and let’s go get some sleep?”
“all right! let’s go home. i pick up pikey.” // episode 69

nasaqueer:

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017