MUTUALS

tyleroakleyisthebae:

IF I EVER TELL YOU IM GOING TO SLEEP AND THEN YOU SEE ME ON TUMBLR OR FACEBOOK OR INSTAGRAM HALF AN HOUR LATER,

ITS N O T H I N G PERSONAL

I EITHER CANT SLEEP OR NEED TIME ALONE. I REPEAT ITS NOTHING PERSONAL DO NOT BE OFFENDED. IM SORRY I LOVE YOU REALLY.

I T I S N O T H I N G P E R S O N A L

wont be on much this week. at all. working at my school until 9 at night.

…

pls send help

scorptaire:

the signs as shitposts

azzandra:

bidyke:

alex-fulcrum:

shadowfire125:

i’m having an existential crisis

I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.

Trees are superior and I completely accept this.

I, for one, welcome our arboreal overlords.

testchamber19:

ncrrington:

did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague

#surprise your loved ones with bees and pestilence

themadfangirl:

kieradoe:

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:

this-isakindness:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

I love that last gif. She looks so frustrated. Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

thotfulshawty:

just so yall know this is a trans friendly blog and if any of yall are transphobic you can unfollow me immediately and if you wanna come into my inbox with some bullshit I will rip you to shreds

I have yet to read a novel in which female characters have menstrual cycles

me, because badass girls taking down a vague yet menacing government agency or riding dragons to glory still get their periods (via darn-you-cumberbatch)

overdevv:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison

he’s perfect

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

lav3nderwolf

my bae

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.