ridgedog:

You know how sometimes when you’re alone in a hotel room…

I mean really alone…

You’re sitting there thinking “I should never have invited so many people…”

“I’m left with a huge mess!”

Don’t worry, take a drink.

Drink.

 And you think “I’ve seen a lot, I mean a LOT of bodies before, but man this is up there!”

…No, No one? Just me?

K, nevermind then…

I’ve got some cleaning to do anyways.