donutnipples:

amelia-ro-larchwood:

1. Go out in public in heavily tented sunglasses, a suit, and tie.
2. Take your laptop to a place with free wi-fi
3. Go to hackertyper.com and press F11 for full screen
4. Begin typing furiously- Don’t stop hitting keys.
5. Press caps lock 3 times for access denied and alt for access granted
6. Slam laptop shut and look around suspiciously
7. Leave

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