goblinparty:

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Priest: If these places you’re going [to] claim to have spiritual attachments, I would do nothing to invite them into any kind of conversation.
[supercut of the boys inviting conversation]
Shane: [calling out in a silly voice] Deh-mon?
Ryan: Stop calling it that.
Shane: DEH-MON!
[cut]
Shane: If you want me off your bridge, you’re going to have to throw me off.
[cut]
Shane: No! I just wanna talk to the demons!
[cut]
Shane: If you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me!
[cut]
Shane: I’m gonna lock myself in here with a ghost.
[cut back to conversation with priest]
Shane: So treat it like a fine art museum…
[cut back to supercut of Shane yelling at demons]
Shane: FUCK YOU, GOATMAN!!
[cut]
Shane: I think this demon’s a wimp!
Ryan: He’s lost his mind!
[cut]
Shane: Goatman! I’m dancin’ on your bridge!
[cut]
Shane: [lying on a pentogram] Rock n’ roll, buckaroo!
[cut]
Shane: Hey, you demon fuck!
[cut]
Shane: [calling out to a demon] You fucking wimp!
[cut]
Shane: I disrespect your bridge, Goatman! 

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cheapbeeer:

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

NO

OHMYGOD

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

I got goosebumps

AJCO Mugs

ajco-ltd:

OK, so after selling THIRTY of these in three hours last week and still getting messages that people missed out, I may make them live again for a short period over this weekend – so consider this your preparedness warning!