scullymemes:

whenever i listen to fall out boy it doesnt matter if i hear the first 3 seconds or im listening to it for an hour.  im always ready to fight.  who am i fighting?  my arch nemesis?  the fictional characters i hate the most?  my own ass?  i don’t know all i know is that im ready to fight

alistairian:

What I want to do: tell people I’m asexual so it’s out of the way and they can stop assuming I’m allosexual

What I don’t want to do: give a 5 minute explanation of what asexuality is followed by a 10 minute debate on whether or not it’s actually a real thing followed by yet another another 10 minutes of uncomfortable questions as they continue to try and disprove my sexuality to me 

stumphurley:

sorry to anyone i ever speak to ever because all i say is “oh my god” “same” “incredible” and “im sorry” and i literally cant go ten minutes without complaining