organized-studies:

kindnessandgoodvibrations:

kindnessandgoodvibrations:

ghostoftwentysomethingspresent:

madsciences:

awfullydull:

markrial:

tramampoline:

slow-riot:

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY

*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup – 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)

After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

WHAT
Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

I see some of y’all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

HOW TO TEACH YOURSELF LANGUAGES SUPER EFFICIENTLY

alkavienkeisarinna:

I write this bcz I’m a huge language enthusiast and I’m frustrated about the way most methods and language classes/courses approach the process of learning. I’m not a professional but I have a lot of experience in studying foreign languages: I have taught myself Lithuanian and reached the upper intermediate level (B2) in 4-5 years without much help from others, and in Spanish reaching the same level took me only 2 years bcz I simultaneously studied it at school and already knowing French helped me a little. I want to help everyone who wants to start a new language, does not have the possibility to join a language course or just feels frustrated of the stagnation they might experience in the early phase of learning a foreign language.

So, if you want to learn a new language, I suggest following tips:

• Immerse yourself from the beginning! This is really important so that you can get yourself familiar with the intonation and pronunciation of the language. Listen to radio or tv and try to read whatever you can (ingredient lists from the food packages, newspaper articles, whatever!) it doesn’t matter if you can’t understand much yet, it will come! If you start a language with a new alphabet learn the alphabet really well first thing.

• Get an overview of the grammatical structure of the language! This is often not properly done in language courses where you learn some vocabulary and greetings but after 60 pages of the textbook you still have no idea how many verb tenses or noun cases the language has. Take a look even at the “hardest” topics, bcz they might not be that hard after all. (for example the Spanish equivalent of past perfect is much easier than the present tense) 

 • With that being said, learn to recognise past tenses even when you are still learning the present tense! I find it absurd that most courses expect you to master present tense _perfectly_ before even taking a look at other tenses. Most of the time, in everyday communication, past tenses are used more frequently than the present tense + in some languages mastering the past tense can also help you to form the conditional. So, learn the past tense earlier than most ppl would recommend!

 • In general, study the easiest things first! If you find something particularly difficult you gain more confidence and knowledge if you first focus on what you find more interesting (however, you can’t postpone studying boring topics eternally, especially if you are preparing or hoping to prepare for an exam at some point) In Lithuanian, I taught myself a lot of grammar before learning how to tell the time… and it was ok.

• For material: usually the country’s universities have a reading list on their website which proposes what books one could use to study the language. These are often preferable to handbooks aimed for tourists and some language methods for beginners because those mostly focus on useless vocabulary you might only need when you rent a car or book a room in a hotel. The grammar is often also relatively poorly explained in those “tourist language books”, whereas books that are aimed at immigrants or university students usually focus more on the efficient language acquisition and are written by professors and specialists. If you are persistent enough and google all possible search words in both English and the target language,  you can probably find whole textbooks in PDF format, which you can then save on your laptop.

• Don’t get stuck on vocabulary! Remember that grammar is the skeleton of the language and that vocabulary is the muscles hair and eventually the clothes you use to dress up and embellish your apperance. Vocabulary is useful once you know how to use it. For me, learning vocab is the hardest part of a new language, especially bcz I like starting languages that are not really similar to any other languages I know (consider Lithuanian and Greek when I previously knew Finnish, English, French and Spanish) ofc you need to learn some of it to be able to form sentences but most traditional methods focus on that too much. My suggestion is to read a lot: start by children’s books and comics and gradually get more advanced material. When you read them, make notes!! Look up the words you don’t know and don’t be afraid of using unconventional, seemingly challenging ways to learn, such as buying a bilingual poetry collection and trying to decipher what the original poem says and compare it to the translation. 100% recommend, even for the beginner level + it’s a nice way to connect to the culture but still focus on the language itself, not on the way ppl make breakfast in that country. (That’s something that irritates me a lot in most Youtube’s language videos where ppl are just discussing the traditions of the country in English when you had come there to look for the explanation of grammatical structures or just to hear the language being spoken. smh.)

• A really important thing about vocabulary is to learn all the abstract words, such as conjunctions, really soon! For example, if you find yourself in a situation where you have to use the words therefore and otherwise,  it is almost impossible to try to explain those words without first translating them to another language. 

• Make vocabulary learning more interesting and deep by learning about the etymology of the words you learn. It can be mind-blowing and it helps you to remember the words better.

That’s it!

I hope these tips inspire you in pursuing your interest in foreign languages and facilitate your learning process. I might add more to this if I remember I have forgotten something of great importance. 

My favourite Swedish podcasts

clowergen:

Podcasts are personally my absolute #1 learning resource. I do extensive listening (upper intermediate to advanced!) whenever I have to do one of my 20~30-minute walks. My main goal of doing this is to make understanding a foreign language a natural, effortless thing as well as finding holes in my vocabulary. Here is a list of my favourite podcasts in Swedish (that are still actively producing episodes)! I just turn on auto-download in my podcast app and consume them whenever I have time.

(Note: I’m linking to iTunes because it’s the most common way people get podcasts. I personally never use it, so rest assured you can get all of these elsewhere as well.)

  • P1 Dokumentär: half- to one-hour audio documentaries about social issues or personal stories / struggles in Sweden. Usually in the very standard “P1 Swedish”. Comes out irregularly but very frequently.
  • P3 Dokumentär: pretty much the same thing. I actually don’t know the difference between the nature of the two documentaries – I think this one is more current affairs-ish? Comes out weekly on Sundays.
  • Historiepodden: a long-running podcast with two dudes randomly chatting about historical and sometimes contemporary themes. Probably a good idea only if you’re interested in history – but ‘history’ here refers to a really wide range of events from ancient to recent history. One of them speaks in some sort of southern accent, which is good for training. Comes out weekly on Sundays, can be up to 1.5 hours long.
  • Allt du velat veta: as the name implies, it’s an hour-long podcast where experts in different fields teach you about really random topics from science to politics to Sherlock Holmes. As of the time of writing I’ve actually just discovered it through the latest episode about conlangs (of course), so I can’t make too much comments yet. Comes out weekly on Tuesdays.
  • Den svenska musikhistorien: my favourite, even though I just started listening! (What can I say, I’m a music student.) It’s relatively new podcast, each episode less than half an hour long, that discusses, well, Swedish music. It goes all the way from the Middle Ages to folk and pop; it’s currently still stuck in the 1800s though, having already surpassed the total planned number of episodes. Comes out mostly weekly on Wednesdays.
  • Fredagspodden: guilty pleasure?! I don’t even know why I used to listen to this myself – it’s simply girl’s chat for an hour, and I’m a dude…I was probably just looking for something that’s regularly released to listen to and couldn’t find anything better…anyway it’s released weekly on Fridays (as the name implies).

That’s it for now. I’ll update this if I find any gems, even though I think I’ve looked through many different podcasts. Or if you have a favourite, tell me as well! Happy listening and happy learning!

pakistanipolyglot:

I noticed while learning tamil that there aren’t a lot of posts online with resources, or a lot of good free resources themselves. So here’s a tamil resource list:

ABC of Tamil – an informative book on the basics of tamil and the writing system
Tamil writing book
grammar and writing of tamil
Tamil to IPA convertor
Tamil combination chart (doesn’t include sri)
Tamil-English dictionary
basic words
omniglot page (describes how the script works)
verb conjugator
the history of tamil
learn tamil through english
tamil masterlist
more tamil masterlists
tamil books
a comprehensive guide to written tamil
a complete guide to colloqiual tamil
my google drive full of tamil books :^)
ilearntamil

alternatively bother @bassflutes for tamil lessons 

studyvet:

I’ve gotten 4 anon requests to make a Swedish Resources Masterpost, so here it is! It was difficult to find resources, so this language masterpost is much shorter than the others I’ve made. I definitely recommend taking a class for this language due to the lack of resources on the Internet!


Learning Websites


Dictionaries & Checkers


Pronunciation


Grammar


Vocabulary


Extra


Tips

  • Keep a notebook
  • Take a class if possible!!!
  • If you’re taking a class, write down any extra Swedish vocabulary you may get
  • Practice pronouncing. All. The. Time.
  • Take notes
  • Have readable notes
  • Practice writing & grammar
  • Once you start learning, do not stop or else you’re going to forget things!!
  • Take quizzes & tests online for practice
  • Make some online Swedish friends
  • don’t look at the tumblr swedish tag because you will find more pornography than actual swedish

Thank you for reading my masterpost!

MY MASTERPOSTS:

chuwenjie:

A compilation of stuff I know about drawing Asian faces and Asian culture! I feel like many “How-To-Draw” tutorials often default to European faces and are not really helpful when drawing people of other races. So I thought I’d put this together in case anyone is interested! Feel free to share this guide and shoot me questions if you have any! I’m by no means an expert, I just know a few things from drawing experience and from my own cultural background. 

mojavejourneys:

fancyladssnacks:

reddragonsbreath:

barrett-the-babe:

caiusmartiuscoriolanus:

incestiel:

almostdiedthreetimes:

feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A 😦 AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

I’M DONE.

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now

I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’

After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch

I have to try this.

Rebageled again but to add if the link above doesn’t work, try this one instead.

natural voice change

advicefortranskids:

Lower

Higher

asgardian–angels:

fackfackfackfack:

eclecticwitcheryafoot:

ristrettosiren:

i love bees 🐝🐝

🐝🐝🐝

There’s a lot of different things you can plant for bees. 

FIRST AND FOREMOST:

1) Always plant natively. This takes research, but in the long run, it’s easier for you, the gardener, and on the land.

2) Do not plant anything already sprayed by pesticides. It doesn’t matter if you have zero plans on using them, as it can reside for much longer and continue to harm pollinators.

There are often websites that discuss your local, native flora. USE THESE RESOURCES. Do not go down to a major chain store like Lowe’s or Home Depot. It will be tempting. They almost never have native species. Find your local nurseries. Certain arboretums sell native, safe/pesticide-free plants. 

More reasons to planting natively: There are more bee species than just honey bees. A lot of native bees are in trouble due to food loss: that is, the squash bees need squash plants. Recent research is showing that other pollinators, such as monarchs need more than milkweed and rely on other flowers such as goldenrod

To quote one of my friends: “People want to help pollinators, and the honeybee is one of those icons. However, there are over 400 native bees which barely get any attention and often are better pollinators of local food crops (ex: squash bees & squash/cucurbits or blueberry bees & blueberries).” 

For Maryland:

Adkins Arboretum is a rather good location.
More information.
Maryland Native Plant Society
Maryland Pollinators (oh shit I just realized one of my friends helps run this, haha, I definitely suggest this site)
Maryland Plants

For California:

California Native Plant Societ
Xerces Society
Native Bee Planting

The other thing I want to point out is: BEES ARE REALLY AWESOME. BUT SO ARE WASPS, MOTHS, BUTTERFLIES, BATS, FLIES, BEETLES, AND BIRDS. 

I have seen how bees are becoming popular, and at times, education on proper bee planting support, but wasps in particular remain a-okay to hate and kill and destroy. That’s really uncool. Because wasps are awesome. (Also often way less aggressive and territorial than people think.) 

This is in part why native gardening is extremely important. Treat your home–your house–like a habitat. Keep grasses longer (do not cut it so low; this is actually way healthier for your grass too, and preferably: plant native grass). Keep dead logs around. Seems weird, but many species of animals use dead logs as homes and sources of food. (If you’re in California or a place where palms are native, consider not cutting down the skirt. Lizards and insects use these as homes!) Consider supporting all pollinators. Some of these plants are especially fun, such as persimmons

(Diospyros virginiana)

and paw-paws (Asimina triloba) for Maryland! (When researching native plants to Maryland, I found that a lot of the plants I thought were exotic were actually natives. Which was sort of terrifying in its own way.) 

If you wish to plant non-natives or keep non-natives, consider a raised bed garden or pots. I prefer keeping a lot of non-natives, especially those that require less light and are particularly good for air purification inside. If you have pets, keep what is toxic in mind. 

Learn to love “weeds.” There is not true weed species. Weeds are made up. We chose to say “This plant does not belong here.” A lot of ‘weeds’ I was told about were actually native plants. I always loved them and later found that yea, they’re actually really great. Before ripping any plant up, identify it.

If you do not have a lawn–I don’t have one in California–this is more difficult. I would suggest keeping native plants in pots. Some of them do well this way. If you have a balcony, don’t make the mistake I did and scorch-murder your plants. Make sure they have protection against the sun. 

Visit your local arboretum (and in some cases, such as the zoo I volunteer for, we are also a garden). Ask questions. Go to the library and research. Send emails to people. If you realize anything you do is wrong or could be performed a better way, be open and do not take it personally. It may seem weird to add this little bit of advice, but seriously. I feel like sometimes we want to be correct, to be doing a really helpful thing, and when we realize we’ve failed, we get defensive and refuse to change. (I see this in the pet care communities, too.) This can cause more problems. 

@asgardian–angels You know much more about bees than I do !!

Great info! Another thing you can do is make a nifty BEE HOTEL

Our lab made this one! Basically it’s a bunch of sticks of different sizes, as well as bricks, concrete, wood blocks, you name it, with holes drilled in them, to accommodate a wide variety of native bees which nest in cavities. You can learn how to make one, as well as learn more about native bees, here!