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Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One
Ingredients (1 serving):
- 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
- ½ Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
- ½ Tbsp packed light brown sugar
- 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
- tiny splash pure vanilla extract
- 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
- 1/8 tsp baking soda
- tiny pinch salt
- heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire
Instructions
In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.
Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.
Nutritional Information:
253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein
If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.
more painful than any bullet
Satan’s handgun.
have mercy
WHAT KIND OF terrible person would create this
I want it.
i literally screamed “OH NO.”
my teacher had one of those… he’d shoot sleeping students
Let me bring you a thing back
- blond= male
- blonde=female
- brunet=male or female
- brunette=female
- fiancé=male
- fiancée=female
Good day.
I did not know this.
things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.
Things I wish I’d known before.
Ahh, things that are taught in French class that are actually applicable in everyday life
please can this spread like wildfire?
“EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTERRR”
fucking unbelievable. I am blown away.
WOAAAHWOWOWOWOWO
pbh3:
Punctuation marks the internet sorely needs.
I love the Hemi-Demi-Semi Colon
Anybody want to make a font?
I actually read that in his voice omg
THAT SENTENCE IN HIS VOICE OMFG.
THE SUPERELLIPSIS THO. HOW DO YOU DENY THE SUPERELLIPSIS
TO ALL HOMESTUCKS I GIVE YOU LIFE. LEARN IT. WRITE IT. READ IT.
done
woah calm down there Disciple

