Tag: noice

kelssiel:

systlin:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

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Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink. 

 (Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)

(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)

humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?

wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?

teroknortailor:

ainaraoftime:

nickyhaughts:

lgbt rep on television, otherwise known as:

  • the dead lesbian
  • the token gay
  • the suffering bisexual
  • the non-existent trans person

#note: the suffering bisexual isnt allowed to use the word ‘bisexual’

this sounds like the basis for a superhero team

  • an undead lesbian hero who has the power of immortality 
  • a gay hero who can copy themselves over and over and appear as a “token” in other people’s lives, gathering important information
  • a bisexual hero impervious to pain who can invoke the powers of ice and fire by saying a certain incantation word
  • a trans hero who can warp spacetime and travel transdimentionally in and out of our current universe