Aries: Spends weeks coming up with complex characters, their motivations, histories, likes, and dislikes, but has no idea what world to put them in or what plot to use
Taurus: Works on one project for hours every day for about a week then spends two months with a horrible case of writer’s block
Gemini: Constantly talks about their characters like they’re real-life people
Cancer: Has a propensity for breaking the fourth wall at every opportunity
Leo: Uses stand-in names for every character and place until they think of something better; half of them stick and are never changed
Virgo: Writes drunk, edits sober
Libra: Writes drunk, edits drunk
Scorpio: Intense worldbuilding with extensive culture notes and giant maps that could take up their entire wallspace
Sagittarius: Puts dragons in every single story no matter what
Capricorn: Metaphors. Metaphors everywhere.
Aquarius: Writes a lot of fanfiction with AUs so different from the source material that they could probably be original pieces
Pisces: Creates characters based on real-life enemies, kills them off in creative ways
Aries: Spends weeks coming up with complex characters, their motivations, histories, likes, and dislikes, but has no idea what world to put them in or what plot to use
Taurus: Works on one project for hours every day for about a week then spends two months with a horrible case of writer’s block
Gemini: Constantly talks about their characters like they’re real-life people
Cancer: Has a propensity for breaking the fourth wall at every opportunity
Leo: Uses stand-in names for every character and place until they think of something better; half of them stick and are never changed
Virgo: Writes drunk, edits sober
Libra: Writes drunk, edits drunk
Scorpio: Intense worldbuilding with extensive culture notes and giant maps that could take up their entire wallspace
Sagittarius: Puts dragons in every single story no matter what
Capricorn: Metaphors. Metaphors everywhere.
Aquarius: Writes a lot of fanfiction with AUs so different from the source material that they could probably be original pieces
Pisces: Creates characters based on real-life enemies, kills them off in creative ways
This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)
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