curlz101:

wemblinfool:

slightmayhem:

plain-dealing-villain:

julieyumi:

1-5: be completely baffled by 
6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet
11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of
16-20: cry a lot about
21-25: seek heaven through
26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is

january: the weight of your sins
february: full communism
march: rage bigger than your body can contain
april: the Sun
may: eleven-dimensional space
june: violence
july: the merciless confines of linear time
august: a fictional character
september: the void
october: a ghost
november: every single dragon
december: a giant robot

Ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of violence.

Um. The New God of Violence is lame. Can I be the New God of Greed instead? I am definitely OK with being Renegrayven.

Completely baffled by violence.

In the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet the sun

Finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is rage bigger than your body can contain

Uhhh

ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of the weight of your sins

wardencommando:

“lawful/neutral good characters are so boring” look i’m sorry Edgy Dickerson and Surly McAngstpain are the only character types that pique your interest. god forbid people enjoy their escapism in the form of characters that are diplomatic and chill and kind in this gross, cynical world