i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up
i have never gotten an interview and not been offered a job position after it
I mean lets be honest if everyone else is gassing theirs up like no tomorrow and you’re being as honest as you can who th are the recruitment team going to be more interested in
There’s people working in my banks head office with me WITH MUCH MORE EXPERIENCE than me BUT ARE GETTING PAID LESS
we’re doing the exact same job role
the point I’m trying to make here is if you’ve handled finances for a company you’re now what i would call a treasurer my g, if you’ve done admin work you are now a secretary (or as I’ve put Management secretary)
you help some kid with his homework? you’re a private tutor.
keep your bullets points for the job role as concise and important sounding as possible AND ALWAYS EMPHASIS THAT YOURE A TEAM PLAYER IF YOURE GOING TO WORK IN A TEAM.
go into that interview room and get your story straight the night before and remember that interviews are two way conversatons yes they might be grilling you but at the end of it make sure to grill them BACK. do you have any hesitations about my qualifications? my suitability for the job? any feedback on my cv? how long have you been working at this company? do you like it here? whats the work environment like?
I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS GET THE SAME FEEDBACK WHEN THEY GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH ME
“ive never been asked those questions before” / “you were one of the strongest candidates”
throughout the interview emphasise that youre about progression, that you want more responsibilities than you did at your previous job, tell them the hours here are more suitable for me than my last ones were, AND WHEN IT COMES TO SALARY NEGOTIATION its all about continuity. tell them again that it boils down to progression. make up a reasonable figure for how much you were paid in your last role (do your research for how much the industry youre applying to or the role youre applying for pays, base it on that) tell them you expect more than you were previously paid. do not give them a figure. progression is your primary focus, tell them if youre progressing youre happy. leave it at that.
LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH AND GET THAT MONEY
I had an interview yesterday, at the place I’ve been temping, where I busted out the “is there anything about my skills or background that makes you concerned about my fit for this job” question for the first time.
Neither of my supervisors had never gotten it before either. They had to think for a while, and then it turned into them telling me how great I am and what they love about me.
This stuff is real. I would also say: none of it is lying. This is taking experience that you normally downplay and write off, and putting it in accurate words they’ll understand.
It’s hacking the capitalist system. Why ISN’T helping a kid with homework “tutoring”, when the only thing missing is a paycheck?
It’s especially important for anyone who isn’t a cis white man, because many of us are so thoroughly trained to feel like we are not good enough.
Privilege tells people they can fake it, and that they’re good enough just as people and can learn the skills on the job. Abuse and oppression tell people they aren’t good enough as people and that even their high skills are probably below average, and that unless they had the specific job title or were using certain skills officially, nobody will think it counts.
The goal is to at least fake the confidence of a privileged person, to give the employer a chance at seeing the skills that you’ve been trained to undervalue.
I would also say to answer any query of “Have you done [X small task] before?” with “I have, but it’s been a while.” Or, “I have, but it was a slightly different program.”
100% THEY WILL GLADLY WALK YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW, and I stress ‘gladly’ because claiming prior knowledge boosts their confidence in your abilities and any slips you make are already covered by your caveat.
blackstoic may have deactivated their account but this advice is fucking gold and all y’all looking for jobs or who think you might one day need to look for a new job PRINT THIS SHIT OUT AND STAPLE IT TO THE WALL.
The 75 most common words make up 40% of occurrences
The 200 most common words make up 50% of occurrences
The 524 most common words make up 60% of occurrences
The 1257 most common words make up 70% of occurrences
The 2925 most common words make up 80% of occurrences
The 7444 most common words make up 90% of occurrences
The 13374 most common words make up 95% of occurrences
The 25508 most common words make up 99% of occurrences
This article has an excellent summary on how to rapidly learn a new language within 90 days.
We can begin with studying the first 600 words. Of course chucking is an effective way to memorize words readily. Here’s a list to translate into the language you desire to learn that I grabbed from here! 🙂
EXPRESSIONS OF POLITENESS (about 50 expressions)
‘Yes’ and ‘no’: yes, no, absolutely, no way, exactly.
Question words: when? where? how? how much? how many? why? what? who? which? whose?
Apologizing: excuse me, sorry to interrupt, well now, I’m afraid so, I’m afraid not.
Meeting and parting: good morning, good afternoon, good evening, hello, goodbye, cheers, see you later, pleased to meet you, nice to have met.
Interjections: please, thank you, don’t mention it, sorry, it’ll be done, I agree, congratulations, thank heavens, nonsense.
Space: into, out of, outside, towards, away from,
behind, in front of, beside, next to, between, above, on top of, below,
under, underneath, near to, a long way from, through.
Time: after, ago, before, during, since, until.
DETERMINERS (about 80 words)
Articles and numbers: a, the; nos. 0–20; nos. 30–100; nos. 200–1000; last, next, 1st–12th.
Demonstrative: this, that.
Possessive: my, your, his, her, its, our, their.
Quantifiers: all, some, no, any, many, much, more, less, a few, several, whole, a little, a lot of.
Universal: everyone, everybody, everything, each, both, all, one, another.
Indefinite: someone, somebody, something, some, a few, a little, more, less; anyone, anybody, anything, any, either, much, many.
Negative: no-one, nobody, nothing, none, neither.
ADVERBS (about 60 words)
Place: here, there, above, over, below, in front, behind,
nearby, a long way away, inside, outside, to the right, to the left,
somewhere, anywhere, everywhere, nowhere, home, upstairs, downstairs.
Time: now, soon, immediately, quickly, finally,
again, once, for a long time, today, generally, sometimes, always,
often, before, after, early, late, never, not yet, still, already, then
(=at that time), then (=next), yesterday, tomorrow, tonight.
Quantifiers: a little, about (=approximately), almost, at least, completely, very, enough, exactly, just, not, too much, more, less.
Manner: also, especially, gradually, of course,
only, otherwise, perhaps, probably, quite, so, then (=therefore), too
(=also), unfortunately, very much, well.
CONJUNCTIONS (about 30 words)
Coordinating: and, but, or; as, than, like.
Time & Place: when, while, before, after, since (=time), until; where.
I love it too! I love it mostly because it makes me feel less overwhelmed. When you break it down like this, everything seems so much more manageable. Like, hey, I could memorize 20 words at a time (even if ‘at a time’ varies wildly for me), and just do that like ten times. That’s a HUGE chunk of a language.
(And since I have the habit of doing languages that are similar to ones I’m already familiar with, the grammar part usually comes pretty easy, too.)
Here are some of the very best apps for students; either in highschool or in college. I have used many of the following apps, but not all of them. Some, I have just asked friends about and they suggested those ones.
Please enjoy the apps below, tell me how you like them, and feel free to add onto this list 🙂
Language Learning: Duolingo, Memrise, Busuu, Babbel, Livemocha, Living Language, Tandem, MindSnacks
Games: Lumosity, Sudoku, TanZen, GeoMaster Plus HD, Speed Anatomy, Star Walk, LeafSnap, Splice: Tree of Life, Vismory, Pigments, Viridi, Sunshine, Nota
Test Prep: Khan Academy, Magoosh ACT Flashcards, The Grading Game, Math Brain Booster, ACCUPLACER Study App, CK-12, NRICH, StudySync, Quizlet, StudyAce, That Quiz, Brilliant, Synap
Planner:Timeful, Remember the Milk, Listastic, Finish, 2Do, iStudiez Pro, MyHomework Student Planner, My Study Life, ClassManager, MyLifeOrganized, Daily Agenda, Schedule Planner, Todoist
Inspiration:TED, Lift, Believe It: You Will Achieve, BrainCourage, Get Inspired, iFundamentals, Reinventing Yourself, iWish, Pozify, Positive Thinking – The Key to Happiness, The Gratitude Journal
So, here’s my method for studying a language with music you like.
1. Find a song you like in your target language.
2. Check if it’s on lyrics translate (both transcribed and translated)
3. Set up your page! Write in the title and author, maybe the language, update your table of contents, etc.
4. Copy the lyrics onto the page!
I use lines to indicate stanzas because it saves space. I also color-coded nouns by gender (feminine=black, neuter=purple, masculine=blue) the rest was in gray.
5. Underline words you know. That doesn’t mean words you think you might know. It means words you can recognize almost immediately.
6. Play the song and follow along with a pencil or your finger, whatever works. Make sure you’re connecting the sounds you hear to the words on the page. Repeat as needed (I only do this once since I’m pretty familiar with german, if you’re new to the language I recommend 2-3 times)
7. Play the song again but without the pencil, only follow along with your eyes. Do this until you feel comfortable.
8. Cover the lyrics and play the song again. I have a special ‘covering-up-stuff-in-my-notebooks’ page but that’s just me, you can just flip the notebook over. Play the song 2-3 times and try to hear the words you know and visualize the words as you hear them.
9. This part involves talking to yourself (70% of my study habits make me look crazy its fine). Now go through word by word and literally just say everything the word brings to mind. i.e.
“euch is such a nice word I enjoy saying it”
“Tür looks like it has a smiley face in the middle. I say that every time I see a ü jeez.”
“I have no idea what they’re saying here”
This is when you look up the words you don’t know and look at the translation. You try to figure out what they’re saying when and what all the words mean. and yes, ALL of this you do out loud. Read the definition out loud, react to it. i.e.
“OHHH that’s what they’re saying there”
“Hey, now I know what schweigt means! wow!”
You’d be surprised how much this helps you. It helps you remember stuff, figure out what you don’t know, keep your thought process linear, its great 10/10 recommend.
10. Repeat steps 6, 7, and 8 again (only play the song once per step). This time pay extra attention to the new words you’ve learned and the meaning of the song.
11. Hey, you’re done now! Revisit every couple of days and maybe just do steps 7 and 9 (that’s what I do but it’s up to you) Of course you can edit this to make it work for you, I invite you to do so. I personally don’t like making vocab lists for everything but if it helps you then go for it! Have fun with it, music is fun! languages are fun! Good luck
Notes:
Here is a link to the song I used in the pics. (Yes I know the song is about how people can be mindless groupthinkers it’s just the song I was using today haha.)
I love using music to learn languages so I really hope this helps someone 🙂
(Sorry if I left anything out or if there’s a typo feel free to message me if that’s the case and I’ll fix it right away! I’m always open to suggestions!)
Since I got a request to to a vocab list for emotions/feelings etc. in Swedish, here it is, and I hope it’s what you were after 🙂
Jag mår bra/dåligt-I feel good/bad Jag mår illa-I feel nauseous Jag känner mig-I feel Jag är-I am
Trött-Tired Sömnig-Sleepy Utmattad-Exhausted Lättad-Relieved Arg-Angry På dåligt humör-In a bad mood På bra humör-In a good mood Glad-Happy Uttråkad-Bored Orolig-Worried Irriterad-Irritated Spänd-Tense Nervös-Nervous Ängslig-Anxious Besviken-Disappointed Upphetsad/exalterad-Excited Förvirrad-Confused Fundersam-Thoughtful Förvånad-Surprised Upprörd-Upset Frustrerad-Frustrated Förtjust-Delighted Nyfiken-Curious
Worth noting, thoughtful can also mean omtänksam (thoughtful as in caring) And surprised can also be överraskad. Surprise!-Överraskning!
Other feeling-words, that don’t work with Jag är/jag känner mig-sentences (some work if they are in another form, ex. Rädsla->Rädd):
Beundra-Admire Fientlig-Hostile Glädje-Joy Medkänsla-Compassion Pinsam-Embarrassing Skräck-Horror Rädsla-Fear Skam-Shame Ånger-Regret Vemod-Feelings of happiness and sadness at the same time (like if a child moves away from home the parent can feel vemod)
Just like my other lists with pdf and audio,here’sthe folder. Inside you will see another 6 folders which have inside:
1. Courses for Beginners
01.Teach Yourself Speak Swedish with Confidence Audio 01.Teach Yourself Speak Swedish with Confidence Booklet 01.Teach Yourself Speak Swedish with Confidence 02.Teach Yourself Swedish Audio 02.Teach Yourself Swedish 03.Colloquial Swedish 1996 03.Colloquial Swedish 2007 03.Colloquial Swedish Audio 03.Colloquial Swedish 04.Nya mål 1 Audio 04.Nya mål 1 Lärobok 04.Nya mål 1 Övningsbok 05.Mål 1 Audio 05.Mål 1 06.Facit till På svenska! Övningsbok 06.På svenska Horforstaelse 06.På svenska Uttal 06.På svenska! Audio 06.På svenska! Lärobok 06.På svenska! Övningsbok 06.På svenska! Studiehäfte (ryska) 07.Svenska Utifrån Audio 07.Svenska Utifrån Uttalsanvisningar 07.Svenska Utifrån 08.Schwedisch Lehrbuch – Hueber 09.Berlitz. Шведский язык. Базовый курс Audio 09.Berlitz. Шведский язык. Базовый курс 10.Facit till Svenska för Utländska Studenter 10.Svenska för Utländska Studenter Audio 10.Svenska för Utländska Studenter 11.Шведский без репетитора 12.Учебник шведского языка Audio 12.Учебник шведского языка 13.Facit Övningsbok 13.Facit Textbok 13.Hörförståelse 13.Rivstart A1+A2 Audio 13.Rivstart A1+A2 Övningsbok 13.Rivstart A1+A2 Textbok 14.Шведский язык. Самоучитель для начинающих Audio 14.Шведский язык. Самоучитель для начинающих 15.Шведский язык Практический курс Audio 15.Шведский язык Практический курс 16.Swedish Basic Course – FSI Audio 16.Swedish Basic Course – FSI 17.Современный шведский язык Базовый курс Audio 17.Современный шведский язык Базовый курс Exercises Audio 18.Langenscheidts Praktischer Sprachlehrgang Schwedisch Audio 19.Swedish in Three Months 20.Swedish Compact Audio (pimsleur) 20.Swedish Compact Booklet (pimsleur) 21.Beginner’s Swedish
I’ll add here a “read more” line since if i don’t, it will make others’ dashboards annoying. (i feel the need to say this because these lines don’t appear on phones usually so just for you to know, there’s more in this post than what i’ve written above).
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