Yep, the current generation is pretty impressive…
Fucking millennials, not invading Normandy. Making excuses like, “There’s no enemy force occupying France,” and, “World War II has been over for over seventy years,” and, “Warfare in 2016 relies more heavily on air power, there’s very little strategic advantage to storming a beach.” It’s too bad the US military no longer exists. The mandatory kittens are nice, though.
Tag: jfc
this is horrifying and im in love. i want this on my wall. i want jack literally ripping his face off to leer me to sleep every night over my bed.
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Candles Lit by Vapor Trail
This works because the smoke isn’t actually smoke, it’s vaporized candle wax and can still catch fire.
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