curlz101:

Vax: `

I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)`

Vex :

“Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily.”

Grog:  I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

Pike: “THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!“ 

Scanlan:  Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!

Percy:  "Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" 

Keyleth: 

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y)