i think i just had a heart attack

aj-hateley:

youtubeknits:

Nilesy 2.0

Many months ago, I made a Nilesy. He was one of the first Yogsknits I created, and I ended up sending him to the Gametee Girls for being so supportive of my strange little blog.

Then I discovered that people actually wanted these things, and that I’d left Nilesy without a knit of his very own.

Fortunately, I could rebuild him. I had the technology. (‘The technology’ in this case was literally sharpened sticks and sheep hair). So here you go, Nilesy- pour vous. And don’t worry about the first Nilesy- I’m sure AJ isn’t doing anything too bad to him. Probably. Hopefully.

Ah ha ha! I assure you Knitted Nilesy has a full and happy life here on my desk. I conform to the Geneva Convention – why would you think otherwise? I was acquitted.

Anyway, here’s a picture of us! Carefree! No visible injuries.

And another…

Those chains are just a precaution. Wouldn’t want him ~~running away~~ GETTING LOST. I meant getting lost.