9 Things Only Ellen Could Get Away With

littlebitoftroyler:

pridesite:

1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.

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2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.

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3. Getting The President to dance on national television.

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4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.

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5. She can dispense advice like no one else.

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6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.

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7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.

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8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say. 

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9. Her haters are her motivators.

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If ellen is not your idol theres something wrong with you

youarelookingatthis:

johanirae:

ninemoons42:

tomhazeldine:

I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.

Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.

In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?

When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.

I think this is one of the reasons she bonds so well with Steve.