a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

craftykryptonitealpaca:

sleepingdragon14:

demho3zhatinq:

froginakettle:

movie:

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We. Don’t . Play.
Lmao

But girl they tried to warn your ass. Now you just gon have to sit and catch this curse

@stalkershandbook this is some shit you’d love lol 

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vacareastringent:

thesocialjusticecourier:

libertarirynn:

Interviewer: “So do you have any special skills?”
This guy: “Well, there is one thing…”
Interviewer: *starts screaming and jumps out the window*

THIS IS ACTUALLY FUCKING TERRIFYING OMFG WHAT WHY FOR WHAT PURPOSE

This is my nightmare, backwards upside-down crawling people. Do not want.