actualplanetpluto:

actualplanetpluto:

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

Eh. Doing it anyway.

If you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags”

astrorhea:

Cold hands, warm heart:

CANCER, TAURUS, VIRGO

Cold hands, cold heart:

LIBRA, PISCES, AQUARIUS

Warm hands, warm heart:

CAPRICORN, LEO, SAGITTARIUS

Warm hands, cold heart:

ARIES, GEMINI, SCORPIO

The Signs as Witches

astroloasks:

Aries: uses bodily ingredients such as hair or teeth or nails, wild and free and howling at the moon, fire tells them what they want to know, embraces all but does not tolerate betrayal, gifted in the use of poppets and curses, full of energy and static and power

Taurus: a collector of many things, uses crystals and herbs, proficient in kitchen magic, has an inner strength that knows no bounds and no true master, a home full of colored glass and jars filled with anything you could ever need, rooted and able, wears robes with many many pockets

Gemini: a card reader and game changer, spoken spells fill the very air with magic and potential, an avid learner and sharer of their craft, books and tomes and candles fill their space, knows the power of words and names, tattoos sigils and spells all over their body and they seem to move when you aren’t looking, vast and uncontainable

Cancer: rests under the moon and whispers magic in their sleep, uses astral projection to explore and learn and play with ghosts, elaborate and detailed dream diary, deep understanding of astrology, somehow already knows what you’re going to say, mysterious and soft but only on the surface, a knower of secrets, sleepy eyes, lives in a tree in a misty forest and makes friends with the plants and spirits there

Leo: strongest in the day and has eyes that light up the night, mighty voice and skilled hands, breath carries a spark, animalistic energy you can feel when they look at you, makes their own spells borrows their own power, incredible visualization makes their dreams realities, difficult to look at directly for reasons you don’t really understand, wild hair and adorned in gems

Virgo: techno witch, weaves magic into code and text, keeps a blog as their book of shadows and altar, urban magic, has a restless mind and busy hands, deletes negativity out of their life, has much information to share despite their hollow look, eyes are lit from the inside, their phone is full of pictures that keep moving and notes only they can read

Libra: covered in veils and breathes perfume to hide themselves and confuse you, summons creatures and demons to do their bidding so their hands remain clean, almost transparent at times like a ghost or vision, is stronger than they look and delights in you not knowing their power, their mouth is almost always moving but you can’t hear what they say, soft to the touch but their skin is cold, trinkets and charms and chains adorn them and their home

Scorpio: eyes and nails are dark and caked in black, frequents graveyards and learns from the ghosts and crows, solitary witch who makes friends with bones, will help you learn what you want to know for a price, is afraid to sleep, quiet and haunted, is reborn each new moon, is full of knowing and fog and promise, takes a lock of hair from all they help, you feel them in your core

Sagittarius: rides their broom with reckless abandon, plays with the children on Halloween and shows them magic is real, their home has legs and never stays still, keeps many familiars and most are birds, gifted in charms and potions and sells their work with a smile, you can hear them laughing with the moon at night, chapped lips and wide eyes, magic is erratic and spontaneous and they couldn’t control it if they wanted to

Capricorn: loose black and gray clothing that flows when they walk, keeps a pouch of salt around their neck at all times, face is often covered or hard to see, protection spells and sigils are their innate ability, the floor trembles when they are angry, always watching watching watching, lives in a stone cottage covered with moss and scrawlings and carvings, other witches are silent around them out of fear and awe

Aquarius: hermit, storm witch, plays with rain and dances with lightning and shouts thunder, keeps trinkets and mementos in small jars around their bed, asks favors and learns from the clouds, raw and swift and ready to act, soft as a summer rain and cold as hail, hair is full of leaves and wind, feet are dirty but their mind is clean and sharp

Pisces: smells of salt and dressed in rags and burlap and pearls, misty eyes that look through you and deep deep down in you, water witch with a soft face and an ocean for a heart, thing of the sea, empath who sometimes knows you better than you do, bottles own tears and keeps them for spells, witch of all trades master of none, head is full of crashing waves, overflowing with magic and wonder

THE SIGNS AS ALIGNMENTS

Aries: Chaotic Arsonist
Taurus: Neutral Rock
Gemini: Chaotic Mitochondria
Cancer: Lawful Emo
Leo: Neutral Dead
Virgo: True Cat
Libra: Lawful Asshole
Scorpio: Neutral Punk
Sagittarius: Chaotic Grim Reaper
Capricorn: Lawful Spawn of the Devil
Aquarius: Neutral Nerd
Pisces: Chaotic Crying

signs at their best vs. at their worst

Aries at their best: “I love you my life is amazing I love everyone. hugs for all.”
Aries at their worst: “I hate my life I hate you let’s kill everyone.”
Taurus at their best: “Let’s have a giant cuddle puddle with everyone I love people”
Taurus at their worst: *eats the entire refrigerator including the metal* “My life is over”
Gemini at their best: “wow I’m fabulous. do you see how perfect I am? I’m the new Beyoncé”
Gemini at their worst: “you know I could kill you?”
Cancer at their best: “has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? wow can I be you? I love you. I love you all” *blows kisses and throws flowers everywhere*
Cancer at their worst: “I RULE THIS FUCKING WORLD BACK OFF AND DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO”
Leo at their best: “wow I’m so perfect I’m beautiful.”
Leo at their worst: “MY LIFE SUCKS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS?”
Virgo at their best: *feminist rant* “I love everyone wow”
Virgo at their worst: “actually I hate you all. now I need to go clean my fucking room and cry”
Libra at their best: *signs entire musical soundtrack*
Libra at their worst: “nobody loves me. you don’t love me. he doesn’t love me. my mum doesn’t love me. my cat doesn’t love me. my goldfish doesn’t even love me.”
Scorpio at their best: “I’m a fucking goddess my life is perfect”
Scorpio at their worst: “I hate myself my life is over”
Sagittarius at their best: “heheheheh” *does something stupid* “wow I’m HILARIOUS”
Sagittarius at their worst: *kills you and drinks your blood*
Capricorn at their best: “I hate all of you” *evil smile*
Capricorn at their worst: “I hate all of you” *emotional breakdown and sobs for the next year*
Aquarius at their best: “unicorns are real dude I swear. everyone is so beautiful. can I paint you? you’re gorgeous and so am I!”
Aquarius at their worst: *sobs* “I hate earth. that’s it, I’m moving to Mars”
Pisces at their best: “murder”
Pisces at their worst: “murder”

The Signs as Writers

♈️ Aries: They’ve been writing since they were really young. They are always working on a project, or attempting some crazy challenge. They don’t shy away from trying out new genres or writing styles. Once they want to do something, there’s no way to stop them.
♉️ Taurus: They may appear to have a controlled exterior, but all of that changes the instant you ask them about their characters. They write the most lovable & sweet characters, and they also happen to be their own #1 biggest fan— so beware talking smack about their babies.
♊️ Gemini: They’re always juggling several projects at the same time. They write fiction and enjoy it, but they do much more. They can be spotted writing the comic-book version of one of their previous works, or typing up a movie script. Prolific doesn’t even begin to describe them.
♋️ Cancer: Their storytelling is spontaneous, almost volatile, and that is what makes their books so fun to read. There’s no telling where their stories will go or what will happen next. For them, what matters most is not the journey— but the adventure!
♌️ Leo: They know their characters better than anyone else. Sometimes they may spend more time writing backstories (and doing world-building) than actually writing the book, but at the end it’s all worth it. That’s why their characters feel like real people.
♍️ Virgo: Their two best friends are subtlety and foreshadowing. They love leaving clues in the background, hints of what will be happening later in the story. They live for astute readers and, if you pay attention, you will realize there is more going on than you could’ve ever expected.
♎️ Libra: Some writers are afraid of having multiple points of view, not them. They have tons of POVs, and they all get their chance under the spotlight. Sometimes their antagonists get the most character development, and that’s why they don’t feel like “villains.”
♏️ Scorpio: They use everything in their power to strike the reader right in the *feels*. They’re the masters of cliffhangers and plot-twists. It’s not about playing dirty, it’s about getting a reaction out of you. Character deaths should be expected, though they will still surprise you every damn time.
♐️ Sagittarius: They don’t simply just *write* a book, they immerse themselves in the process. They’re dedicated researchers, and are known to go as far as changing their entire surroundings to match the ‘feel’ of the story they’re currently working on.
♑️ Capricorn: They don’t write one-shots. Everything (and yes they do mean *everything*) they write is part of a series or their overarching mega-macro-universe. Expect to see cameos, familiar faces, and recurring themes across all their books!
♒️ Aquarius: With them, no idea is too strange or far-fetched. They can take anything and spin it into a story. Mixing genres, and making new ones along the way, is all par for the course. Best of all— is that their crazy story ideas always work.
♓️ Pisces: Everything they write is magical. They can make the most mundane story feel bigger-than-life and, when it comes to creating breath-taking worlds & settings, there’s simply no better. Be careful, though, because if given the chance they *will* make you believe that magic is real.

the signs as I’ve known them

Aries: they love deeply but don’t necessarily want to admit it. enjoys scarier/darker stuff. introverted. wannabe rebel. communicating/ conveying feelings isn’t very easy for them. passionate. have some kind of edge/darkness to them. ambitious. restless. watch out when they’re pissed.
Taurus: stubborn. logical and practical. wants to talk about feelings. can be insensitive but loyal. intelligent af. adores music. grammar, punctuation, spelling freaks. for some reason does goofy voices and makes weird noises a lot. lives on the computer. hilariously clever.
Gemini: probably won’t hesitate to throw someone else under the bus to succeed, but is friendly and nice. soft spoken, quiet. intimidatingly smart. athletic as hell. cute sense of style.
Cancer: soft squishy lil lovebugs. when they find their passion they go and do it. will love you forever. struggles with self love/respect. makes very good points in arguments. really likes food. odd obsession with animals.
Leo: egotistical and self-glorifying, but owns up to mistakes and apologizes for them. though if they’re embarrassed by it they tell you to shut up. likes to be the center of attention. honesty about feelings is not their forte. just wants to be loved. hugs and cuddles are their fave, any kind of touching really. suck at texting. commitment issues.
Virgo: pretentious. super smart, probably in a lot of advanced classes. struggles with depression and self-image. looks to make deep connections. insightful. always knows obscure facts. really likes video games. awkward.
Libra: super understanding. on your side 100% of the time. amazing listeners. artsy. good with their hands. deep problems at home. gets annoyed pretty easily. puts on a mask a lot. trust issues. creative. rants for hours. twinge of sadness about them. can be really negative. has great hair.
Scorpio: kinky. excellent huggers. wants to help but kinda sucks at it. arrogant. great friends. saying “I love you” isn’t natural for them. smart. tries. knows they’ve fucked up but doesn’t do much to stop or fix it. a mysterious heaviness to them. abhors ignorance/stupidity. doesn’t know how to handle breakups.
Sagittarius: boss ass bitch. motivated. intelligent. works hard. very understanding. cares about you. flips out at little things. wants fulfilling relationships. artist. listens well. family issues. not always honest about how they feel. strong. confident. full package.
Capricorn: quiet. judgey. soft and gentle huggers. aren’t very concerned with relationships. hard to talk to, but want you to talk to them. will probably make it in business. articulate with feelings.
Aquarius: kind. hot as hell. craves physical contact. easy to befriend. fun to spend time with. honor roll af. manages emotions healthily. well-rounded individual. points out interesting things. stimulating conversation. there for you.
Pisces: innocent and doe-eyed. super cute. in advanced classes, as they should be. empathetic. caring. defensive of their friends. will always love that one person. easy to talk to. fully immerses themselves in their music genre. tries to be threatening but isn’t. avoids conflict. bubbly. can miss the point a lot.