This week is Asexual Awareness Week. Be aware of asexuals. Also beware of asexuals. They are armed and dangerous. They are coming for you. Your powers of seduction are useless here.
Tag: accurate
THE SIGNS AS CARDS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
Aries: Punching a baby.
Taurus: A really cool hat.
Gemini: Peeing a little bit.
Cancer: A sad fat dragon with no friends.
Leo: A zesty breakfast burrito.
Virgo: Inappropriate yodeling.
Libra: A salty surprise.
Scorpio: The Devil himself.
Sagittarius: Winking at old people.
Capricorn: Bees?
Aquarius: A hot mess.
Pisces: Self-Loathing.
character: [is twice my age] [has killed people] [is often covered in blood]
character: [smiles]
me: bABY ray of sunshine oh my god you precious creature
Every artist
Artist: I wanna draw.
Artist: But I don’t want to draw.
More random stuff from sketchbook.
the signs as shitposts
look what i spent 10 mins in mspaint making
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Just after lavender was recruited:
Log 102
As an Accentuate of Curls, Lavender has been recruited after being thrown aside by AJCO. Her recruitment was at request by one of our newest members, Curls. weather I trust this woman or not is something to be debated, but these days what is trust? Her strong stature and confident approach to any situation is strikingly different to anyone not of the state and by her alcohol consumption she could easily remain upright at a level I would receive alcohol poisoning.
note: She is to be observed
“by her alcohol consumption she could easily remain upright at a level I would receive alcohol poisoning.”
perfect omfg
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