tarkinducken:

reserve:

sturmgewehrr:

livingabazillionlives:

I hear explosions outside.

I stand up from my bed.

I walk toward my window.

I look to the sky.

I see fireworks launched by my neighbours.

I open the window.

My neighbours are singing the Star Spangled Banner.

In their garden, little American flags in their bands.

You don’t see anything weird, do you ?

Well I’ll tell you.

I’m french.

And I’m in fucking France right now.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

I’d feel weird about this if there weren’t so many Bastille Day parties in NYC each year.

yall DID send us the Statue of Liberty