I can’t even begin tell you how much I love mythbusters
Viewer: “I guess the myth is busted let’s go on to the next one-”
Mythbusters: “NO”
Viewer: “but the myth was false it didn’t work-”
Mythbusters: “WELL WE’LL MAKE IT WORK”
Viewer: “But-”
Mythbusters: “NO WE HAVE TO MAKE IT WORK”
Viewer: “Why-”
Mythbusters: “SCIENCE”
Mythbusters: “NOW LET’S GO BLOW IT UP”
Viewer: “But this myth has nothing to do with-”
Mythbusters: “SHHHHH NO QUESTIONS ONLY EXPLOSIONS”

firearmsandfisticuffs:

IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE

I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME

thepluralisphoenixii:

oftheforest:

wittyusernamed:

actualfarmerclintbarton-deactiv:

Let us take a moment to observe the awesomeness of octopus.

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker.