So I had a strange dream… my family were super heroes. So I did the thing.
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(uptown funk plays in the background)
“Are u a boy or a girl”
“No”
“What are u then”
“Mostly void, partially stars”
i love that jean valjeans alter ego is monsieur madeleine. madeleine is a french muffin. he is called mister muffin. how could this man possibly be a crook. why would javert ever suspect this man of any crime.
#IMAGINE JAVERT STORMING DOWN THE STREETS OF PARIS#LIFTING PEOPLE BY THEIR SHIRTFRONTS SCREAMING #DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN #IM CrYING HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS
Great Understatements in History
For a minute i thought these were last words
Can I get a hell yeah?
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marquisedelafayette-hamiltrash:
So I took all of the songs from “Hamilton” that start like the beginning and…
I didn’t understand nothing till I heard… EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAAAAAN
This is what my brain sounds like
The part where it goes “sit down John you fat mother-” is when I lost it.
why does Fall Out Boy keep asking me questions? why do they expect me to know the answers? where did the party go? idk probably Brendon’s Urie’s house. where is your boy tonight? idk probably Brendon Urie’s house
Green Text Story no. 186: “Farm Raised”
“Surprise bitch, it’s me”
some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms
me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit
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