mamapluto:

dosedotcom:

an unprecedented moment in native american history happened this week

I don’t think non-Natives understand what a HUGE FREAKING DEAL this is. This is amazing. The show of solidarity is just…it’s amazing. Regardless of the end result, these gatherings will not be forgotten.

You’re asexual? But…

elodieunderglass:

mumblytron:

“but sex is what makes us human!”

 

in 1916 a French officer in his twenties writes his

doctoral dissertation under

heavy mortar fire.

he sends it by mail, a page

at a time, to his wife.

a week before he’s to step up to the podium and

defend his work rather than hiscountry

he is killed in action.

even as the bullets rip

through him he still wishes he could have become a professor

in French literature and

the university awards him a posthumous Ph.D.

sex is

 

a woman breaks down in tears on the phone because

a week is not enough time to

get over a breakup.

her sister drives an hour across town,

comes up the front steps with

a gallon of ice cream and somebeer

and together they eat moose tracks and marathon

every

single

Godzilla movie

ever made.

 

sex is

she’s late for work but her car isn’t

starting and even through her coat and hat she’s cold.

she knows she can’t be late again because she’s missed

one time too many already because her

father’s nurse was sick with the flu and someone

needed to help him bathe.

the clock ticks past fifteen after and she hits

the wheel like it’s a heavy bag as though that will help

steps on the gas like the car will go

and wonders how she will pay rent

and how she will feed her father.

sex is

 

it takes three people to hold the predator down because

even with the cover over his head

a bleeding eye and shattered wing

he is trying to hurt them.

none of them have seen this bird before in their lives but

they bandage his wing and head and give him a painkiller and

put him in a warm place to sleep and heal because

it is right.

at first he is paralyzed and cannot

fly but soon he is taking steps

and then fluttering, and then soaring, and

six months later he is whole and healed and hunting.

once he is gone they never see him again

which means they’ve done their jobs right.

sex is

 

in 1969 a girl watches grey-and-white footage on her parents’ tiny
television and

can’t quite believe that what she is seeing is not a movie set but

another planet.

the men on the screen look a little like

aliens with bulbous heads and no faces and fat

marshmallow arms

but they are still men.

her mother puffs on a cigarette behind her and declares that

this is progress

even if it was just a small step.

the girl grows up to be not an astronaut but a secretary

and her boss calls her ‘sweetheart’.

but sex is

 

a boy is taught that real men don’t cry so

he doesn’t.

when his best friend dies from a self-inflicted

gunshot wound, he locks himself

in the shower every day and sobs under scalding

water until it runs cold

so nobody will see him grieving

so nobody will see that tears are just love that

has no place left to go.

he learns to dull love rather than suppress its expression and

soon the owner of the liquor store knows him by name.

three DUIs, two evictions, and twelve steps later,

he is feeding people at a homeless shelter,

and telling them it’s all right to cry.

Sex is

 

the broken man tells the comedian

that he didn’t mean to step in front of the car but the rain

made it hard to see.

he seems okay but his leg

does not.

the comedian clutches a grubby receipt with the driver’s

plate number scrawled on the back

in pink pen, stands out in the rain so the broken man

can have his umbrella,

and gives him the comedy routine that ruined his career

so the man doesn’t think about the pain in his leg.

once he’s out of the hospital, the fixed man sends him a thank-you card

with kittens on it.

what makes us human

 

yawning is contagious,

and there is a species of bird whose young we call “pufflings”.

melodic collections of sound, spaced by silence,

can move us to tears.

the tallest building in the world is

two-thousand seven-hundred and seventeen feet tall.

in less than eighty years we went from our first powered flight

to touching the moon,

and in one-hundred from the first phone call

to instantaneous connection between thinking machines of our own
creation.

we make pies out of tree organs

and let cow’s milk ferment until it hardens and then

we put them together, because apple pie with cheddar cheese is
delicious.

what makes us human is

the earliest
fossils of anatomically modern humans are

two-hundred
thousand years old .

we have had
pet dogs

for sixteen-thousand
of those years, longer

than corn

or the
wheel.

the steps we
take are part of

one of the
most energy-efficient gaits the

animal
kingdom has ever seen.

we invented
the concepts of love

and hate

and justice,
and mercy

and we
invented the language to convey them.

we sharpened
rocks, then metal, to convince other people

who don’t
hold the same idea of those things as we do

because we
think

it’s right.

we are two
hundred millennia of love and disappointment and

sorrow and
innovation and

mercy and kindness
and dreams

and failure

and
recovery.

but sex is what makes us human.

I’ve reblogged this before but I like a different verse best every time.

Vox Machina as `My Immortal` Quotes

curlz101:

Vax: `

I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)`

Vex :

“Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily.”

Grog:  I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

Pike: “THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!“ 

Scanlan:  Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!

Percy:  "Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" 

Keyleth: 

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y)

scullymemes:

whenever i listen to fall out boy it doesnt matter if i hear the first 3 seconds or im listening to it for an hour.  im always ready to fight.  who am i fighting?  my arch nemesis?  the fictional characters i hate the most?  my own ass?  i don’t know all i know is that im ready to fight

principlesoflilith:

Spreading misinformation about how the pipeline has been defeated is exactly the point of the delays being issued.

They hand out a minor meaningless victories to give people catharsis.

Then people stop caring and look away.

We won everyone thinks, we celebrate the work we did by simply spreading the word.

Then most people stop paying attention and the construction resumes.

This delay doesn’t even protect all the cultural sites or even halt construction along most of the pipeline’s route. Just in a specific area.

This isn’t a victory really.

The pipeline needs to be stopped in its entirety.

All construction must be stopped in order to respect the treaties and protect the people, the water, and the land.