Vox Machina – Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III (And Orthax)
That moment when you realise that you’ve never posed a figure holding a old school kind of gun. There was so much swearing, but I think I got it somewhat alright in the end. :’D
He is a fantastic author and illustrator who has created a great deal of strange and unsettling books.
I have heard rumours before that he was asexual, but they were just
that—rumours.
But recently, I was reading a collection of his interviews, and then:
A few questions later:
And in another interview:
Edward Gorey clearly knows what’s up.
He’s been dead for a number of years, but the fact that such an amazing
person was actually asexual makes me happy, and I wanted to share my
findings. 🙂
Saw this on my dash, and I thought Id put it on here, in case anyone is interested! I guess I kinda wanted to show that there are people out there who are like you and us ❤
Alexander Hamilton: It’s ye home boi Alex
Aaron Burr, Sir: Two college men walk into a bar with three drunkards, and-
My Shot: Do you ever just want to overthrow a government (Featuring Alexander having an existential crisis)
The Story Of Tonight: Painful foreshadowing coming from Laurens
The Schuyler Sisters: its ye home gals angellica eliza AND PEGGY
Farmers Refuted: It’s Time For Alexander’s Opinion
You’ll Be Back: I cannot fucking believe King George III is a yandere
Right Hand Man: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline
A Winters Ball: RELIABLE WITH THE *LADIES*
Helpless: Ye gal Eliza falls for ye boi Alex
Satisfied: Angelica has emotional issues and I want to help her
The Story Of Tonight Reprise: SPIT A VERSE, BURR
Wait For It: Burr spits a verse (Sort of)
Stay Alive: Charles Lee shows up and Laurens is like “We should shoot that guy”
Ten Duel Commandments: Laurens shoots that guy
Meet Me Inside: Alexander gets grounded
That Would Be Enough: HEARTBREAK.
Guns and Ships: L A F A Y E T T E
History Has It’s Eyes On You: Don’t fuck up because history is always watching
Yorktown: Alexander and Lafayette overthrow a government
What Comes Next?: King George is still a yandere but now he’s a Bitter Yandere
Dear Theodosia: THE DAD SONG
Non-Stop: Burr wonders why and how Alexander does things
What’d I Miss: Jeffy boi is done getting high in France and now he’s back to get high in America
Cabinet Battle #1: Political debate turns into a rap battle
Take A Break: Alexander says “No” 500000 times
Say No To This: Alexander forgets how to say “No” 500000 times
The Room Where It Happens: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline again
Schuyler Defeated: Alexander throws away Burr’s friendship bracelet
Cabinet Battle #2: you must be out oF YOUR GODDAMN MIND-
Washington On Your Side: MOTHERFUCKING SOUTHERN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
One Last Time: Washington is resigning and Alexander has abandonment issues
I Know Him: JESUS CHRIST THIS WILL BE FUN!!!~
The Adams Administration: Hamilton fucking obliterates John Adams
We Know: Jefferson, Burr, and Madison become the TMZ of the 1700-1800s
Hurricane: Alexander decides to #expose himself
The Reynolds Pamphlet: Alexander probably regrets deciding to #expose himself
Burn: ELIZA DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS
Blow Us All Away: Alexander encourages his son to get in a gun fight and is shocked when he gets shot
Stay Alive Reprise: CRUSHING DEPRESSION
It’s Quiet Uptown: EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION
The Election of 1800: Jefferson is tired of drama and he just wants politics
Your Obedient Servant: “Fucking fight me, Alex.” ~Burr
Best of Wives and Best of Women: WOW EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION
The World Was Wide Enough: “Talk shit get hit.” ~Burr
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: I’M CRYING OVER A FOUNDING FATHER.
This works quite nicely at debunking the “beefcake guys in comics are objectified for women just like women in comics are for men!”, imo. On the left: a magazine tailored for a male audience, showing him in full beefcake-type mode with headlines about how you, too, can look like this. On the right: a magazine tailored for a female audience, which has a headline about romance and shows him looking more or less like a normal dude.
Tell me again how comic book guys are designed for female sexual enjoyment, completely equivalent to anatomically-improbable spines and giant tits with their own individual centers of gravity, and totes aren’t just male power fantasies.
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