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snugglebull:

Choose your path

carl-jung-lean:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,”

i’m literally speechless

@leliaanaa

vital-idol:

coppellayla:

vital-idol

What kinda complex witchcraft is this

tabootrinket:

romy7:

thicc

I lost it when the guy started walking

soloontherocks:

zukosgay:

is germany okay

oh scheiße

krabbydon:

cenkrett:

If you are so committed to being perfectly lawful that you cannot see the value of breaking a law to defend yourself or others, you’re not good, you’re obedient.

tfw you don’t know if it’s social commentary or d&d meta

robinsnose:

transasamisato:

acerncshane:

transasamisato:

*cocks gun*

any last worms?

*cocks worm*

any last guns?

*worms gun*

any last cocks?

@ruf1ohn1tram

nowhites:

cheating is not “bound to happen” i’ve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought “hey i wonder what it’d be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trust”

never bitch

cheating is an active choice. its not second nature. and if it is second nature to you, then you need to do some real soul searching and figure out what the fuck went wrong in your life

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

madiesunny:

“WOOOOO I’M A WITCH!”