You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.
You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.
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Telling someone ‘You are shit’ and ‘You ain’t shit’ are both insults.
But “You are not shit” is a reassurance
And “you are not the shit” is an insult
And “You are the shit” is a compliment.
I present to you the English language
“men can’t be raped!”
“men always want sex!”
“men can always defend themselves!”
“men can’t control their urge to rape women!”
“men are inherently sexist!”
“men are-“
“men-“
“m-“
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I just read this on twitter…
soroush just dragged this entire country over the coals and I am 1000% here for it in the hardest way
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