eternalfarnham:

outofcontextdnd:

The librarian leans in close. “Books… unavailable to the average citizen, warlock? I believe I can help you.” She leads you through winding halls until you come to a tiny doorway. Surreptitiously, she slips a small key into the lock and motions you in. Torches flicker, and as your eyes adjust to the light, you see that the room is full floor-to-cieling with… gnome erotica.

Was this the result of a failed skill check, or a successful one?

marchingclocks:

Brendon Urie | Hangout Music Fest 2016, Gulf Shores, AL

yeezusxvi:

#23Ways you could be killed if you’re black in America:

anyone 6’0 or taller: stands near me
me: [softly] for fuck’s sake

crocsuckersanonymous:

tag yourself I’m devil healer$

My Mother’s Peasant Bread: The Easiest No-Knead Bread You Will Ever Make

viridianseer:

visardistofelphame:

roachpatrol:

annleckie:

Not sure where I ran across this, but I can confirm that this is very easy to make and it’s delicious. I don’t have the right size pyrex bowls, I just do it all in one 2qt baking dish and it comes out fine. I also have a 9×13 inch dish that I intend to try, but haven’t yet.

i made this bread today and it turned out absolutely perfect. it’s easy, the texture’s amazing, the taste is great. absolutely go make this bread.

I’ve done this exact recipe. Confirmed, it makes good bread

I’ve made this recipe before and it’s delicious!!!

projectnelm:

DA2 soundtrack was on repeat this morning.

cryingsweatybaby:

made my own tag yourself meme. yes, im fully aware that i am late but these are still fun. tag yourself, i’m flower. (:

corruptedcouchpotato:

madeupmonkeyshit:

ommanyte:

mindcrankismycommander:

thinned-skin:

lyonnnss:

no
fucking
way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering

@iwannago2bed the man, the myth, THE LEGENDDD

shindadegoddess:

mynameiskleio:

raincitykittyy:

What men don’t understand is that women do a lot of things to avoid assault and harassment.

Even put up with harassment to avoid assault.

^^^^^