banana bread is a quality bread and i feel like it’s simply not appreciated as much as it could be where my fellow banana bread lovers @

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

bloodmagehawke:

uncannycookie:

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

@fiendfall

bruhhood:

favourite assassin's creed tumblr posts part 1/part 2/part 3/part 4

untexting:

When an ad targets you just too well, and it reminds you that those fuckers are spying on your every click

peaceloveandhallows:

lapirin:

Spotify kicked me out before I could finish making this playlist for my crush, but I think it still gets the message across just fine

Oh my god I hate this.

just-shower-thoughts:

Using ‘survival of the fittest’ to justify being selfish is so off the mark. The only reason we humans have survived as long as we have is because we work together better than any other species on the planet.

whoresandcrumpets:

6shwty:

virginremy:

ladiesonladies:

erintakesiteasy:

20daysofjune:

This is so surreal it looks fake almost

Oh my god

I will never not reblog this. God damn

I dream about this a lot

I watch this on YouTube everyday.

the way she looks at Bey when the bitches is washed up and soap is not a factor! glorious.

meatfighter:

woodmeat:

kingjaffejoffer:

Dude this movie looks so good.

I didn’t even watch the full trailer because I feel like movie trailers give away too much of the film where it practically tells you everything thats going to happen.

I didn’t want to ruin too much of it. I wanna see it though

I thought this was static shock I was about to jump out of my skin

This gon be fire

Swedish

lovelybluepanda:

Just like my other lists with pdf and audio, here’s the folder. Inside you will see another 6 folders which have inside:

1. Courses for Beginners

01.Teach Yourself Speak Swedish with Confidence Audio
01.Teach Yourself Speak Swedish with Confidence Booklet
01.Teach Yourself Speak Swedish with Confidence
02.Teach Yourself Swedish Audio
02.Teach Yourself Swedish
03.Colloquial Swedish 1996
03.Colloquial Swedish 2007
03.Colloquial Swedish Audio
03.Colloquial Swedish
04.Nya mål 1 Audio
04.Nya mål 1 Lärobok
04.Nya mål 1 Övningsbok
05.Mål 1 Audio
05.Mål 1
06.Facit till På svenska! Övningsbok
06.På svenska Horforstaelse
06.På svenska Uttal
06.På svenska! Audio
06.På svenska! Lärobok
06.På svenska! Övningsbok
06.På svenska! Studiehäfte (ryska)
07.Svenska Utifrån Audio
07.Svenska Utifrån Uttalsanvisningar
07.Svenska Utifrån
08.Schwedisch Lehrbuch – Hueber
09.Berlitz. Шведский язык. Базовый курс Audio
09.Berlitz. Шведский язык. Базовый курс
10.Facit till Svenska för Utländska Studenter
10.Svenska för Utländska Studenter Audio
10.Svenska för Utländska Studenter
11.Шведский без репетитора
12.Учебник шведского языка Audio
12.Учебник шведского языка
13.Facit Övningsbok
13.Facit Textbok
13.Hörförståelse
13.Rivstart A1+A2 Audio
13.Rivstart A1+A2 Övningsbok
13.Rivstart A1+A2 Textbok
14.Шведский язык. Самоучитель для начинающих Audio
14.Шведский язык. Самоучитель для начинающих
15.Шведский язык Практический курс Audio
15.Шведский язык Практический курс
16.Swedish Basic Course – FSI Audio
16.Swedish Basic Course – FSI
17.Современный шведский язык Базовый курс Audio
17.Современный шведский язык Базовый курс Exercises Audio
18.Langenscheidts Praktischer Sprachlehrgang Schwedisch Audio
19.Swedish in Three Months
20.Swedish Compact Audio (pimsleur)
20.Swedish Compact Booklet (pimsleur)
21.Beginner’s Swedish

I’ll add here a “read more” line since if i don’t, it will make others’ dashboards annoying. (i feel the need to say this because these lines don’t appear on phones usually so just for you to know, there’s more in this post than what i’ve written above).

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