ser-fredrick:

theinconceivableglueman:

whiskeyfae:

bogleech:

creative-classpect:

gyrosneverdie:

type-one-conservative:

jooshbag:

suicidalnautilus:

the-one-true-nugget:

metal-queer-solid:

uss-edsall:

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

That should be a law all across the country.

Fuck. Yes.

@jooshbag ?

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

@fiiyerotigelaar

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

bruh

scholarlyapproach:

cloudsmasher:

jademask114:

tripprophet:

weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.

.. North Korea won’t attack and this just trying make a fear when there is none

Yesterday while listening to the radio there was a “emergency network test” and it was kinda spooky. 

“This was just a emergency test. If this was a real emergency you would have more information”

LISTEN UP PEOPLE! THE COLD WAR AND NUCLEAR BOMBS ARE A BIT OF A HOBBY/PASSION OF MINE. SO HERE IS A FEW THINGS I CAN TELL YA.

I’d Like To Remind You All DO NOT TO TRUST ANY NUCLEAR ADVISE GIVEN TO YOU BY THE GOVERNMENT (especially any from the cold war era 1950s-1970s.) Only trust info given to you such as EVACUATION INFO. The whole duck and cover nonsense WILL NOT SAVE YOU.

Why? Because it was mostly propaganda telling you to duck and cover, scrub radioactive vegetables, and you would be fine sort of thing. Most of it was lies crated by the US government to prevent panic. In fact almost all of it was lies. Lies to calm people down because during the cold war, in all seriousness, the World almost ended a few times. No Exaggeration. Humanity almost became extinct during the cold war.

My Father and Mother lived though the cold war, I don’t want you all to lose your heads over a new one. Please, its a waste of energy.

In case of a real nuclear war, well the blast would vaporize you.

If you were fare enough away the heat would bake you.

Farther away the sound wave would collapse your lungs.

Even farther away you would die from radiation poisoning.

Farther farther away you would still get radiation poisoning and MAYBE survive if you received medical treatment.

Staying in the area after a nuclear strike will also kill you because everything will be radioactive. (Including you).

You also have to deal with fallout, radioactive particle of dust falling from the sky.

If the nuke is big enough the ash-cloud can blot out the sun causing a nuclear winter leading to crop death.

If the USA and RUSSIA were to have a nuclear war, the earth would be rendered uninhabitable with chance of continued life at almost zero. As the planet would be radioactive and plunged into a world without sun. Crops would die and people and animals would starve.

However, North Korea does not have the armament to do what Russian can. Korea could probably take out one or two US cities, and the USA would destroy North Korea’s capitol with one nuke and might launch a second for good measure. If the USA wanted to, they could raise the entire nation. So we do not need to worry about the world becoming uninhabitable. Man Kind Will Survive This. Unless China gets involved but I think they are too smart for that.

Oh and it is possible to shoot nukes out of the sky using the USA’s Laser Defense system that blows up missiles in air. Also nukes are so complicated that you can blow them up/destroy them without actually detonating them. So a nuke launched at the USA may never reach it.

Take it from a Cold War History Buff. Don’t Panic. Because if it ever reaches a point were you can panic, its too late.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S GOOD STAY AWAY FROM FEAR MONGERING CLICK BAIT NEWS!!! THE NEWS IS LESS CREDIBLE NOW THAN IT WAS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT WAS FEEDING THEM LIES.

petcareawareness:

wardenmcpherson:

unsuspectingfish:

smelly-children:

hey? obese animals aren’t cute dude

My cat is on daily glucosamine supplements and will probably hit a point later in her life where she’ll barely be able to walk and have to take daily pain meds because of the joint damage done by her previous owner letting her hit 1.5x her ideal body weight.

Us humans have loads of body types, with our diffent races and genders and classes, but even a rail-thin human is gonna have a higher percent body fat than any land animal has reason to have. We’re unique in that way. So maybe we assume the same of our animals. A human can be healthy with fifty pounds of fat strapped to their body, but we’re freaks.

As human beings we can make our own informed choices about our bodies and our diets. Our animals cannot. We’ve also reproduced in such a way that the ‘ideal’ body weight for a human being varies wildly based on the genetics of individual human beings. 

This is not the case with our pets and a higher than ideal body weight for our pets can mean health problems like bumblefoot in rats, back problems in corgis and daschunds, joint problems in large dogs, diabetes in cats, etc.

Absolutely be for fat acceptance and body positivity in human beings, but also acknowledge that it’s a different story with our pets.

corseque:

poplitealqueen:

tuulikki:

heathyr:

legalizememes:

bruh

everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

Lyrics in Faroese:

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg
Galdramaður festi meg festi meg
Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sål í míni sål
Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg
Galdramaður festi meg festi meg
Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót
Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð

English translation:

Spellbound am I, am I
The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me
Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul
In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire

Spellbound am I, am I
The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me
Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root

Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.

Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pålsdóttir.

Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics

gimmie-dat-egbert:

once-a-polecat:

Note to Millennials from GenX:

So you know those news stories about how Millennials don’t buy enough breakfast cereal or paperback books or homes or whatever the hell that Boomers are complaining that “kids these days” don’t spend money on?  And y’all are like “LOL, no cash my pal”?  

I think there’s something more insidious going on.  You see, they thought they had you.  Forget the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood, they had Disney Channel and Nickelodeon feeding you ads all day long.  Your generation got advertising in your schools.  Your parents took you to prosperity doctrine spewing MegaChurches (it’s Mega so it’s gotta impress the kids, right?).  

They thought you were going to be their generation of super-consumers.  

You are generations distant from the great depression, and the 1979 energy crisis.  Boomers want to pretend that the 2008 housing bubble wouldn’t affect the little kids.  And plus, we had grown past the era of Yankee thrift and hippie DIY frugality.  Right?  And there was no mopey Kurt Cobain glamorizing thrift-store flannel shirts.  You guys were going to out-consume the Boomer generation.  They were sure of it.

Those think pieces?  They’re Boomer disappointment that you have found value in something other than your place as a mindless consumer.

And yeah, I’m not going to pretend that y’all have more cash than you do.  It was fucking idiotic to think they were going to raise a consumer generation without having to pay them the money they would need to buy even life’s necessities.  And I could write a book about how my generation was complicit in destroying the old values around work and loyalty that left your generation screwed.  Really, I’m genuinely sorry for the mistakes we made.

But you guys have given a big middle finger to the generation who thought that they could manipulate you from birth into manipulable-money-spending-machines.  And I’m way fucking proud of you for that.    

always reblog the post about how millenials fucking killed capitalism