Author: mohawkward

thehairruffleruinedmylife:

things that have happened in 2014 so far:

  • sherlock comes back from the dead
  • leonardo gets nominated for an oscar
  • nash grier hates body hair
  • jennifer lawrence photo bombs people
  • that movie about the ice came out and that song got nominated for an oscar
  • liam tweeted the duck dynasty guy 
  • supernatural gets a tit load of views
  • justin bieber gets arrested

its only been like two and a half weeks 

spotonmysoul:

#i don’t need to look where i’m shooting #caw caw motherfuckers

No, but can we talk about this. HE KNEW THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS COMING. Either he’d sighted them before or (and this is my thinking, because HAWKEYE) he saw them coming in the windows of another building.

He makes split second calculations and looses an arrow WITHOUT LOOKING, and hits his target dead on.

This isn’t him showing off or anything. It’s tactical. It’s watching your own six while watching someone else’s.

This is years upon years of training, muscle memory, and straight up intelligence that puts most people to shame, all coming into play.

And let’s not forget, SHIELD’s physicists couldn’t figure out the tesseract opened from both sides. Yet Clint did.

When it comes down to it? This man is one of the biggest BAMFS in the Marvelverse, MCU or comics.

Clint’s human. He’s said it himself:

“You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era. So when I say this looks “bad”? I promise you it feels worse.”

HE.

IS.

HUMAN.

And he does all this. And keeps up with people with superpowers.

I present to you: One of the baddest of asses ever to walk the planet. Clint. Mother. Fucking. Barton.

vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

besides-itstoowarm:

Chubby Inuit mermaids with sleek seal tails

Sleek Japanese mermaids with orange and white koi bodies

Dark, scaly mermaids with enormous white eyes so that they can hunt at the bottom of the sea

Small mermaids with spiky, poisonous lionfish bodies

Mermaids with sharp teeth and shark tails that hunt sailors for fun

Mermaids that aren’t just skinny blonde pretty girls with fish tails

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes