Red, Grey, Black

Red: 5 facts about my best friend

I, Uh I met them on the internet

II, We play on the same MC server

III, We shamelessly flirt with each other all the flipping time

IV, I stabbed her in the back with a knife once (ON THE MC SERVER NOT IRL)

V, She’s British but somehow hates her accent?? Like who hates British accents?

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things

I, Pretty sure they’e all legally insane

II, YouTube

Black: 1 fact about the person I like

I, They’re on Tumblr

fake-suicide-of-genius:

martinfreemansmiddlefinger:

In cinema, gloves are regularly used to represent hiding one’s true intentions. Characters often seen wearing gloves are normally hiding something

Frozen is a perfect example of this

Elsa obviously uses gloves to hide her powers and doesn’t show her true self until she discards them

BUT GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS GLOVES THE ENTIRE MOVIE

Well played Disney… well played

i fucking thought to myself but anNA ISNT WEARING GLOVES JFC

Invade my privacy. Do it.

askboxmemes:

Purple: 10 facts about my room

Blue: 9 facts about my family

Green: 8 facts about appearance

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood

Orange: 6 facts about my home town

Red: 5 facts about my best friend

Pink: 4 facts about my parents

White: 3 facts about my personality

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things

Black: 1 fact about the person I like

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/lav3nderwolf/76130066464/tumblr_n0q6kluS561r6nope?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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peeonmeadewale:

adewale’s voice actor, Tristan D. Lalla exclaiming “I’m so tired of your shit edward!”

thegracerstuff:

being-human-in-middle-earth:

johhnwattson:

Hush little baby, don’t you cry,

Daddy John is always ready to save your life

Hush little baby, just stay here,

Mama Mary’s gonna hold you sweet and dear.

Quiet little baby, just stay still,

Sherlock really loves you, and always will.

Hush little baby, don’t make a sound,

Uncle Moriarty’s got you now.

I thought this was a supernatural post then there was such a plot twist

OH MY GOD AASFFGHJJ

pippipperton:

moebiusloop:

tryinad:

themightycaz:

Know your place!

A guide for anyone who wants to write about royals.

Always reblog Noble Hierarchy.

Also, female equivalents:

Empress

Queen

Grand Duchess

Grand Princess

Archduchess

Duchess

Princess

Marchioness

Countess

Viscountess

Baroness

Dame

Lady

Reblog because reasons.

leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.

fannishminded:

harry2016:

HOLY TRINITY

MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.

I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.

Aussies may have Tim Tams.

EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.

USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.

That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.

You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.

And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.

Yeah.

Those thin mints.

The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.

The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.

Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.

It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.

Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?

Me: A dull knife.

Dad: Why a dull knife?

Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it’s going to take a bit more effort, but it isn’t going to cut. It’s going to rip. It’ll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I’m going to kill someone I’m going to assume that I have finally snapped so I’d go for something painful and vicious.

Mom: We’ve raised a potential serial killer.

Dad: I don’t know about you, but I’m proud of the amount of thought that went into that.