mohawkward

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

viamadlucem:

phinfrost:

this test has some downright confusing english but it seems to be more or less accurate if you can figure out the questions and answer them right

Real Age: 19
Mental Age: 23

Ehem:

Real Age: 15

Mental Age: 40

Welp

sassygaymalec:

kaciart:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup

sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

42nights:

babycharmanderkeckleon:

3-little-morons:

Aww, would you look at that? It looks like she’s keeping herself busy these days! Look at those resourceful humans, they’ve practically made her actually useful. I mean, if it were up to me, I would have made her into a potato battery, to be honest. Oh wait… I did do that once, didn’t I?

Well it was a brilliant idea. You know what, just for you lads over at NASA I’ll give you that idea as a freebie. Jus’ put her in a potato battery next.. Ohhh.. You’ll have a lot of fun with that. Now in exchange, how about you send one of those spacemen up here and rescue me, eh?

You know what, I’ll let you sleep on it. Don’t even have to get back with me right away. I’ve got plenty of time… up here… alone.. in space.

In which GLaDOS educates people about Science. And tries to take over the world.

Almost missed this, ahahaha. That is awesome.

Can there be a massive list of this and just play them in class? Id be so down to listen to glados in class.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

ridgedog:

By popular request, I used Brasso on one of my nails:

….. This really isn’t my style.

Now i have to wait for it to tarnish again.

Thanks a lot jerks.

curlz101:

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curlz101:

Now here is the question

Do I attempt to overcome my hatred of Eye gore to write a thing

or do I abandon it now before I think about it any more?

Hmmmm

darling if i can write eye gore, i know you can

gimme-more-waffles:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

lucker-st0mpp:

pinupatheart:

boobscupcakesnweed:

I shall reblog whenever I see this….

the amount of perfection in that paragraph makes my heart happy.

I’m a Christian and I support this message.

i think i’m crying that’s so perfect

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

helpyoudraw:

Sitting Poses References

Kneeling and Sitting Stock Pack by Kxhara Sitting

Stock Pack 2 by Kxhara Sitting

Stock Pack 3 by Kxhara Sailor

Sitting 27 by SenshiStock

Tuxedo Jay Sitting 2 by SenshiStock

Sailor Team Sitting 3 by SenshiStock

Tuxedo Jay Sitting 3 by SenshiStock

Pose ref: sitting leaning forward turn around by Sinned-angel-stock

Pose ref: sitting cross legged turn around by Sinned-angel-stock

Pose ref: sitting turnaround by Sinned-angel-stock

A superb fuck-ton of human pose references.