angelicpaintbrush:

coelasquid:

thiocyanat:

coelasquid:

satanpositive:

How to tape up your hands before a fight

Useful reference?

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you’ll have to pay it back but only when you’re earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don’t pay it off after 30 years we’ll just write it off, don’t worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain’t gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you’re born. good luck, fucker.

castle-crew:

It’s getting worse

Nights tells lavender the truth, finnaly showing trust is the pirate. But she does not tell Curls of how bad the injury really is. “its not the truth, but its not a lie”. Lavender tries to tell curls the truth herself but is proptly interrupted.

merrycake:

By the way?? Just a heads up, don’t feel obligated to follow me, like, at all. If you’re a real life friend, a mutual follower, whatever, don’t force yourself to follow my blog if you don’t like anything on it, okay?

Just because you don’t like my blog doesn’t mean we don’t like one another.

hazelandglasz:

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admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

Omg this is fucking great

And may I add that they didn’t have to experiment the feeling of something, hey, the size of a fucking head going through them ? Yeah, thought so …