send me a fruit

Strawberry – I’m in love with you.
Cherry – I love you.
Watermelon – I think you’re cute.
Blueberry – You’re amazing.
Kiwi – You’re pretty
Rasberry – You’re hot.
Plum – I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit – I would date you.
Grapes – I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon – You are my tumblr crush.
Orange – I want to get to know you.
Tangerine – We have a lot in common.
Lemon – I wish you would notice me.
Lime – I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

characterdesigninspiration:

(by the above)

Name a fandom you know I know and I’ll tell you

_{The first character I first fell in love with
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
The character everyone else loves that I don’t
The character I love that everyone else hates
The character I used to love but don’t any longer
The character I would totally smooch
The character I’d want to be like
The character I’d slap
A pairing that I love
A pairing that I despise}

Hey hey! You have been my favourite member of the yogscast ever since the christmas stream two years ago and you couldn’t get on the farming sim network! I was just wondering how you come up with the ideas you have on minecraft?

ridgedog-blog:

i have always had aspirations to be a writer. now i’m finally able to do that. I just wish sometimes i could take you through my story faster.

lychla:

I absolutely love Hannah and Kim’s outlast playthrough, so I drew this on my schedule book

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE