Nurse: “Sorry your boyfriend couldn’t wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable.”
Me: “He wasn’t my boyfriend and I don’t see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that’s my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he.”
Nurse: “So he’s your….”
Me: “Friend.”
Nurse: (During the question asking) “How many sexual partners have you had?”
Me: “11.”
Nurse: “How old were you when you first became sexually active?”
Me: “….Loaded question but….14, I guess.”
Nurse: “You’re sexually active, then.”
Me: “Well….I guess…but…”
Nurse: “How many times have you been pregnant?”
Me: “Uh. 0.”
Nurse: “O…kayy…-Checks ‘condoms’ as my preferred use of birth control-”
Me: “I don’t use condoms. Or take birth control.”
Nurse: “Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?”
Me: “With homosexuality.”
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me: “I fuck girls.”

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

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officialdolorosa:

people who hate what you ship and still stick with you when you have otp emotions 

Yes thank you