“Internet friendship is not real”

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

sinistersartorialist:

My Top 10 Most Popular Outfits (according to Tumblr notes)

10. Death of the Dastardly Rogues

09. Corsetry

08. Toreador

07. Ezio

06. In Chains

05. Smooth Criminal

04. Singing in the Rain

03. Damn These Vampires

02. Blood & Gears

01. Step In Time

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

‘if lesbians use dildos why don’t they just have sex with a man?’

‘if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don’t they just fuck men?’

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

cameov9:

cuttlecollector:

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

your head is always 100000 degrees

shedding everywhere

snapping thin combs

spend $100 on dye if you want to color it

hair is still wet 2 years after you showered

styling your hair takes longer…

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

underscorex:

noturoverlyattachedgirlfriend:

This is why we NEED feminism.

Oh hey, remember earlier this year when someone casually mentioned that more women are killed in domestic violence than soldiers are killed in war?

Shit, turns out that user wasn’t just fucking around. You just had to clarify your dates.