Author: mohawkward

jaws-be-dropping:

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I know I have posted about this before but it is seriously amazing to see just how different our bodies look compared to our perceptions of them. 

Basically there is a scale of generic women’s bodies and you slide it to the one you think you look like. You then put in your measurements for chest, waist and hips and it shows you what you ACTUALLY look like. I have made tons of people do this and I have never seen anyone think they were smaller than they actually were.

This was one of the most significant moments in my body love journey and I highly recommend you do it and then get every woman you know to do it as well. 

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moneydue:

ruballer:

amibunny:

Oh my God when did Alex’s voice become so heaven-like was it always like this

I cried

#imagine him and hannah doing a duet

curlz101:

This is the only time I will match makeup with what I’m wearing

I seem to be going for some kind of green raccoon eyes?

Whatever it is, I feel kinda cute so SELFIE TIME

littleblackmariah:

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gailsimone:

morenamagia:

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eridanamporass:


p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE