Author: mohawkward

sparxwrites:

“Nothing says relief like shedding your antlers. Feels good.”

now i’m just imagining kirin doing that thing deer do where they shake their head, and then jump like a foot in the air when their antlers go flying off because they weren’t expecting it at all – like he completely falls over, and the antlers probably smash something important, and lying absolutely dies laughing at the look of utter shock on his face

it’s probably very useful, though, being able to go through doors without ducking again, not getting tangled in low-hanging tree branches, not having to wrestle with any clothing or robes that involves going over your head. very freeing.

(and then of course they grow back all over again, and there’s a period of kirin just rubbing his head against everything, constantly, and su makes mildly annoyed noises at him because he’s digging gouges in the wood walls and knocking things off shelves, and kirin’s just like, “but it itches”)

tberg99:

purplelly:

my-lovely-little-micool:

scarysamwinchester:

stephenkawking:

fappuclno:

mama-ymir:

imsuchacreep:

frickity-dickity:

cookiebandit23:

docteryn:

makeitearlgrey:

tardis-mind-palace:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

what the shit america

i once threw a chocolate chip cookie while emphasizing something in first grade…..it broke a window. and one kid got horribly sick because his uncrustable was filled with some form of near deadly mold

I girl at my sisters lunch table took a bite of her friends bread stick and their was an inch long piece of metal in it, if her friend had never taken that bite she would have swallowed it herself and died

once in third grade i had a chocolate milk and it tasted so bad i looked in it and it was all moldy. i threw up and had to go home.

last week (im a junior) there was a frog in the salad bar and a freshman boy picked it up with the salad tongs and threw it at me

our chocolate milk was gray and we squeezed grease from burger patties, using loads of napkins to soak it up

Once in second grade, i got chicken nuggets and inside wasn’t chicken but this sour white paste, and showed the lunch ladies and they told me to suck it up.

american horror story: school lunch

When I was in grade school a kid bit into his chicken nugget and there was a strange black hard thing inside that broke his tooth.

our hot dogs bounce 3 feet in the air

I got foodpoisoning in 1st grade because that day they changed the mac n cheese recipe from actually-good-food to fake-af-yellow-shit-that-feels-like-hot-lava. Also burned my tongue and hand really bad, it was so hot.

They got new milk containers a couple years ago and the milk literally just tasted like spray paint. All that day I was burping and I tasted spray paint. Also the chicken nuggets they have have a glossy texture over them and look like plastic.

I once took the slice of pizza i had gotten and held it vertically, and grease literally flowed off the thing onto my plate

we sometimes find bones and tendons still mixed in with the chicken in our school’s food.

seashellies:

ladyhistory:

ME: *listens to person complaining about government*

ME: *listens to person blame president for something president has no Constitutional authority over*

ME: *squishes person’s cheeks*

ME: SHHHHHHHH *whispers* IT’S CONGRESS

#DO PEOPLE EVEN KNOW HOW THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT WORKS?

No. No they don’t. 

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dude I literally just got the same message from a totally different blog

Don’t go onto their blog. That just means there’s a lot of people sending those messages. Once you enter their blog, they’ll discretely put a virus on your computer. My friend had one once that saved all his passwords whenever he logged on to something. It’s probably nothing as serious as that, just don’t go onto their blog.