bingerdinkhumpydunky:

edwardspoonhands:

Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.

There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.

This had confused me for a long time and this explanation makes so much sense!!

42nights:

Wow amazing I think these two are twinns! *eyes roll* not.

I really hate when these things happen, i got so excited that I had an ask. Nope. Do be aware followers of this message.

Yeah, they’re definitely viruses. Any message that wants you to visit and stay on a tumblr blog wants to discretely get access to your computer.

I’m pretty sure this goes the same for follows, too, so be careful whose blog you randomly check out.

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

michaelsrosary:

I DON’T NEED TO JUSTIFY WHAT I WANT TO EAT

I DON’T NEED TO JUSTIFY THAT MY BODY NEEDS MORE SLEEP THAN THE AVERAGE SOUL

I DON’T NEED TO JUSTIFY MY GENDER OR THE WAY I DRESS

I DON’T NEED TO JUSTIFY SHIT FOR YOU

so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

skarchomp:

iwilleatyourenglish:

thesomerleyy:

ya-ghorba:

laylvx:

allisonkilkenny:

….oh. I thought he was known for brutally executing three young Muslims, but what do I know

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this cannot be for real

I hate America

Omg this is disgusting

“LISTEN HE MAY HAVE BRUTALLY SHOT THREE INNOCENT PEOPLE EXECUTION STYLE, BUT DID YOU KNOW HE LIKES DOGS??”

The media is literally prioritizing animals over Muslims this is not exaggeration this is literally

greed:

but wait, there’s more.

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nope, not done yet. 

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hold on… almost done

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oh trust me, I can go on. 

Yeah, Nicki Minaj seems like a terrible role model to me. 

But really, Nicki Minaj isn’t here to mother your children. She’s confident in who she is as a woman and she’s not afraid to show it off.