mohawkward

rest in power

if u can’t handle me at my needy and over emotional and irrational u don’t deserve me at my pretending to hold it together

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

kanariyuuhi:

myanacondadonteatcarbs:

I’ve been watching this for like 3 minutes straight

i’ll marry a british man just so my kids sound like this.

that’s… not how accents work, last comment…

(Source: http://kanariyuuhi.tumblr.com/)

meenahpreshuspeixes:

becausebirds:

LOVE US, RED-HAIRED MOTHER

“STAY BACK, STAY BACK!!! I-I’M WARNING YOU… I KNOW KUNG-FU!!!”

gallouvich:

revolution-avec-un-grantaire:

Hi I’ll be auditioning for congress and I’ll be singing American Idiot by Green Day.

Everyone go home we have a winner

lunar-longing:

lustt-and-luxury:

lostinrapmusic:

when you wanna stick up for your own race but know you’ll get off’d if you do.

Reblogging for the comment

When everyone blames you for not doing anything but you’re a democrat president in a republican-dominated congress

dragondicks:

promoting body positivity for larger girls:

doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good if it has male approval):

lyinginbedmon:

sinbadism:

windkonig:

human goes near a snake

snake starts getting defensive but doesn’t attack yet because it doesn’t want to have to, it just wants you to go away

human goes closer

snake strikes

HOLY SHIT TIME TO GET MY GUN!!!!!! THIS SNAKE JUST TRIED TO ATTACK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S VICIOUS OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

people are like this with every animal there are so many dogs that die just cos people won’t listen to their body language

People are like this with most people.

vivelafat:

clockworksoulcollector:

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

I need an oxygen tank

I’m so confused