Because, honestly, my parents are really pissing me off with this ‘date’
Author: mohawkward
this is by no means a comprehensive guide and just covers the most basic structure that i’ve observed. But it was fun to make. Simple styles may look easy but are actually pretty challenging so make it look good xux
REBLOG if you’re pan/bi/asexual
The holy trinity of non-existing sexualities
ANOTHER “BOLD WHAT’S TRUE” THING
APPEARANCE:
- I am 5’7" or taller
- I wear glasses
- I have at least one tattoo
- I have at least one piercing
- I have blonde hair
- I have brown eyes
- I have short hair
- My abs are at least somewhat defined
- I have or have had braces
- There is something I would change about the way I look
PERSONALITY:
- My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Slytherin
- My MBTI type is: [E] [I] [S] [N] [F] [T] [P] [J]
- I am an introvert
- I like meeting new people
- People tell me that I’m funny
- Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
- I enjoy physical challenges
- I enjoy mental challenges
- I’m playfully rude with people I know well
- I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
- There is something I would change about my personality
ABILITY:
- I can sing well
- I can play an instrument
- I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
- I’m a fast runner
- I can draw well
- I have a good memory
- I’m good at doing math in my head
- I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
- I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
- I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
- I know how to throw a proper punch
HOBBIES:
- I enjoy playing sports
- I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
- I’m in a band or choir at my school or somewhere else
- I have learned a new song in the past week
- I work out at least once a week
- I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
- I have drawn something in the past month
- I enjoy writing
- Fandoms are my #1 passion
- I do or have done martial arts
EXPERIENCES:
- I have had my first kiss
- I have had alcohol
- I have scored the winning goal in a sports game (gym class counts)
- I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
- I have been at an overnight event
- I have been in a taxi
- I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
- I have beaten a video game in one day
- I have visited another country
- I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts
RELATIONSHIPS:
- I’m in a relationship
- I have a celebrity crush
- I have a crush on someone I know
- I have been in at least 3 relationships
- I have never been in a relationship
- I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
- I get crushes easily
- I have had a crush on someone for over a year
- I have been in a relationship for at least a year
- I have had feelings for a friend
MY LIFE:
- I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
- I live close to my school/work
- My parents are still together
- I have at least one sibling
- I live in the United States
- There is snow right now where I live
- I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month
- I have a smartphone
- I own at least 15 CDs
- I share my room with someone
RANDOM SHIT:
- I have breakdanced
- I know a person named Jamie
- I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
- I have dyed my hair
- I’m listening to one song on repeat right now
- I have punched someone (lightly and/or playfully counts) in the past week
- I know someone who’s been in jail
- I have broken a bone
- I have eaten a waffle today
- I know what I want to do with my life
- I speak at least 2 languages fluently
- I have made a new friend in the past year
This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper
Possibly???
are you good, neutral or evil?
lawful good: cancer, leo
neutral good: taurus, pisces
chaotic good: aries
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lawful neutral: virgo, libra
true neutral: capricorn
chaotic neutral: scorpio
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lawful evil: gemini
neutral evil: aquarius
chaotic evil: sagittarius
wait what
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.
hella places to go on street view
canals of venice // metropolitan museum of art // taj mahal // eiffel tower // versailles // burj khalifa // moma // canadian parliament // the white house // diagon alley // national portrait gallery (usa) // national gallery (uk) // christ the redeemer // mount fuji // cern // hashima island // grand canyon // scott’s hut (antarctica) // japanese mineshaft // angkor wat // railway in the swiss alps // cinque terre // musee d’orsay // allure of the seas cruise ship // chateau de fontainebleu // wieliczka salt mine // colusseum // everest base camp // mudslide bridge // tengboche monestary // berg field center // tokyo tower // trafalgar square // central park // royal palace of amsterdam // tardis // acropolis museum // kunsthistorisches museum // frick collection // smithsonian american art museum // tokyo national museum
the galapagos islands // midway atoll emergency airfield // the pyramids of giza // lake baikal, russia // kamchatsky province // skagway, AK // tonaki island, japan // guam // kluane mountains, YK // uluru, australia // milford sound, new zealand // queenstown region, new zealand //
designing chaRACTERS AND BECOMING ATTACHED TO THE DESIGNS EVEN THO YOU KNOW YOUR NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING WITH THEM
“these early pseudo-training experiences often tend to be frightening or unsatisfying, or both.”
so true“William R. Carey, a project engineer with the US firm Eaton, Yale, and Town, was the first to develop the air bag for installation into automobiles and make it a practical safety feature.”
I hope you all learned something.“Lost, Spiralling time. Muddled happenings. Flitting in and out of reality. Momentarily here, then gone, reclaimed by madness and demons.”
I know it’s more than one sentence but three words didn’t cut it.
“As it had taken human lives already, I had no choice but to proceed to the fourth stage in the process, which was to slay it”
errr, not quite sure how to take that one
“But she, poor woman, had come down with a stomach ailment (I suspect bad fish at Renwick’s the night before), and could not accompany me.
Um…
“Over time the pressure builds and builds, until the plates slip, releasing huge amounts of energy in the form of earthquakes.” -Rick Yancey’s The Fifth Wave




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