Since I’ve been recieving AMAZING people on my blog I felt like the only way to return it is doing something nice for you guys! So here’s my all-in-one masterpost with more than 180 links! I’ll be adding links sometimes, and if any links are dead you can use this website!
Aries at their best: “I love you my life is amazing I love everyone. hugs for all.”
Aries at their worst: “I hate my life I hate you let’s kill everyone.”
Taurus at their best: “Let’s have a giant cuddle puddle with everyone I love people”
Taurus at their worst: *eats the entire refrigerator including the metal* “My life is over”
Gemini at their best: “wow I’m fabulous. do you see how perfect I am? I’m the new Beyoncé”
Gemini at their worst: “you know I could kill you?”
Cancer at their best: “has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? wow can I be you? I love you. I love you all” *blows kisses and throws flowers everywhere*
Cancer at their worst: “I RULE THIS FUCKING WORLD BACK OFF AND DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO”
Leo at their best: “wow I’m so perfect I’m beautiful.”
Leo at their worst: “MY LIFE SUCKS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS?”
Virgo at their best: *feminist rant* “I love everyone wow”
Virgo at their worst: “actually I hate you all. now I need to go clean my fucking room and cry”
Libra at their best: *signs entire musical soundtrack*
Libra at their worst: “nobody loves me. you don’t love me. he doesn’t love me. my mum doesn’t love me. my cat doesn’t love me. my goldfish doesn’t even love me.”
Scorpio at their best: “I’m a fucking goddess my life is perfect”
Scorpio at their worst: “I hate myself my life is over”
Sagittarius at their best: “heheheheh” *does something stupid* “wow I’m HILARIOUS”
Sagittarius at their worst: *kills you and drinks your blood*
Capricorn at their best: “I hate all of you” *evil smile*
Capricorn at their worst: “I hate all of you” *emotional breakdown and sobs for the next year*
Aquarius at their best: “unicorns are real dude I swear. everyone is so beautiful. can I paint you? you’re gorgeous and so am I!”
Aquarius at their worst: *sobs* “I hate earth. that’s it, I’m moving to Mars”
Pisces at their best: “murder”
Pisces at their worst: “murder”
you know, I hear a lot about mermaids here but there isn’t much love for harpies
peacock harpies, with the males having long gorgeous undulating tails that trail behind them as they walk, that are dangerous not because they are outwardly violent but because they are so charming and beautiful that you don’t know you’re in danger until their claws are at your throat
magpie harpies that hoard treasure like dragons in holes in trees and the nooks of branches
waterfowl harpies that slip through the water like most harpies fly through air, that follow ships and tag along with mermaids looking for scraps, the scouts of the rivers and seas
super-intelligent parrot harpies with glimmering jewel plumage and a gift for language and mischief, living in colonies and filling the air of the forests with their chatter and laughter
All of them. Everyone of the goddamned spectrum. Most of us spent too long feeling very broken or confused to later get told we dont get to be part of the one community we feel we relate to.
Sex repulsed ace? You’re great. I feel.you. I know exactly what that’s like.
Sex positive ace? Man thats awesome. Whether it’s just from a like casual interest or curiosity in it as a fascinating topic or as an active participant because you like how it feels. If you arent attracted sexually to people you’re ace too and still welcome here.
Grey-a? I bet that was really confusing to figure out man, im so glad you’re here. Don’t worry I promise you’re awesome too, youre not a “fake” or anything like that.
Demi? You go, dude. Being attracted to your partner or someone you have that bond with doesnt make you less a part of our community. It doesnt meanmyou were “never really ace” or that now you’re totally allosexual. Demi is just as valid as other orientations.
Basically anyone that feels like they are part of the ace spectrum is awesome and you belong here, fuck what other people tell you.
Unless you’re a raging asshole and like a murderer or something. Then you arent awesome.
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