the-walking-spoiler:

more vm group memes from the modern high school au

• vax’s ongoing quest to get kicked out of a hot topic
• percival [say the titles of your three favorite Fall Out Boy songs as fast as you can] de Rolo
• “hand me the FUCKING scalpel Keyleth”
• every cashier at every corner store in town knows vex, and is terrified of her
• “Grog says: Get rekt” 
• Pike standing on a chair when she gets mad at someone else in the group so she can be at eye level with them
• hiding all the chairs when Pike gets pissed off
• “IF YOU DON’T WATCH YOUR TONE, VAX IS GONNA START CRYING”
• Vax, audibly crying: “shut the fuck up”
• Grog’s attempts to memorize the quadratic equation always ending up being indistinguishable from the macarena 
• Percy the Fake ID Guy
• the One Hundred Percent Serious Theory that Trinket is secretly an assassin sent from the future to murder Scanlan, specifically
• When Vex Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy
• Pike has never had a SINGLE alcohol. Not one. Ever. In her life.
• That time Keyleth got detention for sneezing
• Scanlan’s age is a cryptid
• “I’m eighteen.” “Allegedly.”