fuck-customers:

I think this is the best thing to ever happen to me at work. A fuck customers, but also a thank fuck for other customers.

Customer 1: I’m not sure what drink I want, serve the next person.

Me: *starts serving Customer 2*

Customer 1: Where is your white wine from? What is the vintage? Can you tell me the ingredients?

Me: I’m sorry, I’ll be with you as soon as I finish this transaction.

Customer 1: Young people today don’t know how to multitask.

Customer 2: You told her to serve me. Don’t you know it’s rude to interrupt?

The look on Customer 1’s face at being called out on her shit will live with me forever.