corgins:

• YOGA PANTS ARE COMFY
• LEGGINGS ARE COMFY
• BAGGY T-SHIRTS AND SHORTS ARE COMFY
• UGGS ARE COMFY
• STARBUCKS IS WARM AND COMFORTING AND DELICIOUS
• SELFIES BOOST YOUR EGO LIKE YEAH FRIEND YOU FEEL YOURSELF
• LET GIRLS LIKE A THING
• WITHOUT MAKING FUN OF THEM FOR LIKING THE THING
• GIRLS ARE NOT INHERENTLY JOKES FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT