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Alright this shit ain’t funny and I’m seriously distraught right now.

For those of you unaware, some dick wad called SWAT and claimed Jordan (or one of the other creatures) had a bomb in the office. Two school nearby were locked down and, according to James, there is still no sign of Jordan. James also said their entire office building was cleared out. Also keep in mind that Jordan was arrested LIVE ON STREAM. Thousands of people had to watch Jordan get thrown to the ground with rifles trained on his head.

Now I’m not the creatures, nor am I affiliated with them, and this may not be the full and correct story. This is just what I’ve been able to gather from twitter, and twitch, and tumblr. Please take everything you see with a grain of salt.

I know the majority of the fucking human race has half a brain and knows this shit ain’t funny. To the people who do think this is funny. Fuck yourself. And to the individual who called SWAT. Please take the nearest kitchen knife and shove it up your ass.

Thank you.