Doctor Who: *aggressively sobbing rolling back and forth* nooOOO RAGGEDY MAN COME BACK DON’T GO PLEASE OH NO HE TOOK OF THE BOW TIE
Harry Potter: Oh god! Regeneration! Sherlock, quickly, the shock blankets! Supernatural, help me make the tea!
Sherlock: THE MINISODE OH GOD ANDERSON AND SEASON THREE IS COMING IN ONE WEEK
Supernatural: KEVIN DIED AND WE NEED MORE EPISODES
Harry Potter: Hello? Someone? For Merlin’s beard, I need help here!
Hannibal: NEW SEASON STUFF WE’RE BAAACK
Harry Potter:
Harry Potter: Fine, I’ll just… wait what? WE’RE GETTING A STAGE PLAY AND A NEW MOVIE
All the fandoms: *running around screaming*
Tumblr: *grabs megaphone* Alert! Alert! All the fandoms are in crisis! They are all insane, I repeat, THEY ARE ALL INSANE!
Merlin: I hate you all. *hides on a corner*